I'm DMing a real life 3.5 Campaign where the PC's are trying to stop a Chaos Goddess from waking and destroying the world as they know it. What they didn't know is that she was already awoken, but her powers were just sealed away. So while adventuring they stumbled onto one of her temples and went inside and found a grandiose room bedroom followed by her and another breaking one of the seals blocking her power.
She knocks out one of them and the rest back off. After she leaves, the knocked out PC wakes up and they investigate the bedroom and he finds her lingerie drawer and steals some.
The next real life day, the bombshell lands that she is a goddess and his first response is "whelp. I'm going to gather enough money to build a shrine to her panties. Maybe that will get me in her good graces."
We didn't actually meet this week(or next week actually), but it'll probably be awhile before more goddess shenanigans occur. She's off bringing chaos to the world while our lowly Protagonists are trying to clean up the mess she leaves.
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