GyroscopicGraphite
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Don't you hate it when you have a great idea/really funny joke you wanna tell and then forget it the moment you step out the shower? Jun 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM

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    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Santa Claus beats Goku any time during the month of December (plus or minus 3 days), but only during that specific timeframe.
      Dec 18, 2024
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Can you feel the Christmas Spirit coming inside of you yet? I sure can :D
      Dec 13, 2024
      2. OccasionalReader
        OccasionalReader
        And now I want to write a Santa Claus erotica lol
        Dec 13, 2024
    3. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      ONE OF MY LONGER CHAPTERS IS 984 WORDS AND 5,400 CHARACTERS LONG. THAT FEELS WRONG IN MULTIPLE WAYS.
      Dec 11, 2024
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      3. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        2/3rds of my chapter. Apparently they straight-up won't grade anything past 700 words. Therefore, my chapter is too long for exam graders from CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY. By a wide margin. I pulled up the calculator and my chapter is 40.57% larger than a 10th grade extra-credit special course essay. I would like to stress that I have even MORE chapters that are similar in length. Holy shit.
        Dec 11, 2024
      4. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        Sorry to burst your bubble, but 1000 words is not very long for a chapter. :P That's about 3 pages in a average-sized paperback novel.
        Dec 11, 2024
      5. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        Consider the following; I have 2-3 more chapters of similar sizes, plus at least 5 that are likely over 667 words, which comes out to roughly 19 pages. Thats for one (1) storyline.
        I have two other storylines which are probably 10-15 pages each.
        I have finished none of them.
        Therefore, it is only logical to assume that I am, as they say, balling.
        Dec 11, 2024
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    4. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      You guys know the Illiad/Odessy (Idk which one)? The part where two gods (Aphrodite and one other) ask the guy which one is prettier?
      Dec 5, 2024
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      3. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        That's just kinda lame isn't it. Shame really, would be nice to have Paris outsmart those three like it happens so often in mythology. But oh well. Guess that means there is no good answer.

        Then that leaves one question; what's the *funniest* answer?
        Dec 5, 2024
      4. OccasionalReader
        OccasionalReader
        The funniest answer is that Thoth comes over and brings the Egyptian pantheon to fight against the Hellenic one
        Dec 5, 2024
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      5. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        You say its funniest, but no thats actually the *coolest* possibility. There's a reason the recent God of War games moved over to Norse mythology. And if we're taking the 'religion crossover' route, I think Buddha and Sun Wukong absolutly washing the Greek pantheon (heard most people say Wukong solos Goku, and Greek gods aren't nearly as busted as some other mythos are) is going to be one hell of a spectacle.
        Dec 6, 2024
    5. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Among uz
      Dec 3, 2024
    6. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I've never actually seen or read 'A Christmas Coral'. Kinda want to replicate the story based on the few references I hear every so often...
      Nov 27, 2024
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      GyroscopicGraphite
      Don't know who needs to hear this, but the bugs under your skin wouldn't want you to be dirty and stressed out. They want you to producitve.
      Nov 21, 2024
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    8. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I was gonna post something but I was busy and now I forgot :(
      Nov 21, 2024
    9. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      It's kinda hard to write smut when I'm horny, and when I am, I cant stay focused and end up going somewhere else to masturbate anyways...
      Nov 16, 2024
    10. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      It always feels weird going to the recent activity tab after finishing up a chapter and seeing your own story pop up. Or is it just me?
      Nov 8, 2024
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    11. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I saw the home screen of the main site in my dreams a day ago and it didn't click that that was what actually happened until just now...
      Oct 29, 2024
    12. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I made my way onto the Forums (finally). Not sure if I'll be very active on here, but I might as well drop by every so often, ya'know?
      Oct 20, 2024
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      2. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        Hi, hi, welcome! Snacks on the left, drinks on the right, and if you finish the coffee pot, you make the next one.
        Oct 21, 2024
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