GyroscopicGraphite

Shoutout to the local wisdom-swamp spirit that wrote me, you did good. I'm eager to see where you take me next...

Really living up to the old username, there.

Says the guys yapping about murder to strangers online.
Although, we can join hands in the shared fact that neither of us are telling the truth about ourselves :>

in other words, HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Meaningfully*

I spent a solid 5 minutes trying to figure out how to make 'meaningfully' fit better before realizing that the joke is that 'meaningfully' is an adverb. In case someone didn't realize, I do NOT know what an adverb is. I don't intend to learn either, so don't tell me.

Wasted someone's time with a really lame joke: mission accomplished! ;)

I feel the vibe and yet have no clue what you mean. xD

That means you're currently closer to the Pikmin side; a Pikmin need know nothing but the whistle and the vibes.

And now I want to write a Santa Claus erotica lol

2/3rds of my chapter. Apparently they straight-up won't grade anything past 700 words. Therefore, my chapter is too long for exam graders from CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY. By a wide margin. I pulled up the calculator and my chapter is 40.57% larger than a 10th grade extra-credit special course essay. I would like to stress that I have even MORE chapters that are similar in length. Holy shit.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but 1000 words is not very long for a chapter. :P That's about 3 pages in a average-sized paperback novel.

Consider the following; I have 2-3 more chapters of similar sizes, plus at least 5 that are likely over 667 words, which comes out to roughly 19 pages. Thats for one (1) storyline.
I have two other storylines which are probably 10-15 pages each.
I have finished none of them.
Therefore, it is only logical to assume that I am, as they say, balling.

That's just kinda lame isn't it. Shame really, would be nice to have Paris outsmart those three like it happens so often in mythology. But oh well. Guess that means there is no good answer.

Then that leaves one question; what's the *funniest* answer?

The funniest answer is that Thoth comes over and brings the Egyptian pantheon to fight against the Hellenic one

You say its funniest, but no thats actually the *coolest* possibility. There's a reason the recent God of War games moved over to Norse mythology. And if we're taking the 'religion crossover' route, I think Buddha and Sun Wukong absolutly washing the Greek pantheon (heard most people say Wukong solos Goku, and Greek gods aren't nearly as busted as some other mythos are) is going to be one hell of a spectacle.

Hi, hi, welcome! Snacks on the left, drinks on the right, and if you finish the coffee pot, you make the next one.