GyroscopicGraphite
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GyroscopicGraphite

Really Experienced, Female, from (Its a secret)

It is now November 1st, thus it is Christmas. Happy New Year, everyone! Nov 1, 2025

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    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      It is now November 1st, thus it is Christmas. Happy New Year, everyone!
      1. MidbossMan likes this.
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I think there'd be a lot more smart people in the world if someone was to make Calculus Mommy ASMR.
      1. MidbossMan likes this.
    3. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Slightly changed a character's personality and my mental image of her grew 10 centemeters. Truly, the human mind is forever confounding.
      1. Zeebop, raziel83 and Tjf like this.
      2. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        You have a deceptively tall knock.
        Oct 4, 2025
    4. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      There are people who have been on this site for a literal decade, and are still using a default profile picture, which is hilarious to me.
      1. TheLowKing likes this.
      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        Well, not everyone cares about modifying their profile. I was here for more than a decade before I bothered to set up a profile picture for myself.
        Sep 21, 2025
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      3. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        If you only use your account for selfish reasons (like favouriting stories or gaining access to restricted categories), there isn't much point in dressing up.
        Sep 21, 2025
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    5. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I keep respondimg to profile and forum posts and forgetting to put the ending period...........
      1. OccasionalReader
        OccasionalReader
        I don't think that's a major deal, tbh

        The fact is we all can understand sentences at the ends of paragraphs even without periods

        The proof is in this comment
        Sep 16, 2025
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    6. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Looked at my armpit and realized the fetishists are actually pretty spot-on.
      1. MichaelChaseLit likes this.
      2. MichaelChaseLit
        MichaelChaseLit
        True self love
        Sep 10, 2025
      3. raziel83
        raziel83
        That is one of the fetishes that I just don't get. Like, it may not be disgusting, but I also don't get how someone considers it erotic. Same with stuff like tickling or spanking. Not gonna kinkshame, but I also do not see how it can be sexy to some folks.
        Sep 12, 2025
      4. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        I feel like spanking is a lot more associable with things like BDSM, the whole 'pain feeld good' crowd. Armpit though, tends to run in the same vein as the feet lovers.
        Sep 12, 2025
    7. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      It's a very particular feeling, looking at a tree and realizing you can single out a leaf, isn't it?
    8. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      How long until someone finds out?...
      1. MichaelChaseLit likes this.
      2. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        You have until the smell overpowers the air freshener.
        Sep 2, 2025
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      3. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        A reply who would be laced with malice, would it be from any less humorous source.
        Sep 4, 2025
    9. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I think a Commission AI of sorts that looked for artists open for commission that would do your prompt would be really cool.
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      2. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        Would still make use of AI's 'scrub the web down to its individual posts' thing but would still support artists while also leading people to places they might end up really enjoying.
        Aug 27, 2025
      3. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        Obviously there's probably still some sort of way this could be abused, but it's better than the current system of slop and scraping, and its not like it requires quite the same energy consumption of those big data centers we have at the moment.
        Aug 27, 2025
    10. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Are any of you highly educated in scientific fields and if so how inaccurate/summarized can I describe a complex concept before you get mad?
      1. TheLowKing likes this.
      2. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        I'm a programmer. My frustration with inaccurate portrayal of my job (and adjacent ones in the field) by mass media has loooong since run dry. So go on, reverse the polarity on those bits! Overclock the hard drive! Insert a backdoor in the stack trace!
        Aug 24, 2025
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      3. OccasionalReader
        OccasionalReader
        I'm highly educated in a few, including gender, particularly as it relates to neurology. As long as someone's summary doesn't cross the line from reductionism to falsehood, I don't particularly mind.
        Aug 24, 2025
    11. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Big fan of the muscle that lets *some* people make their vision blurry at will, and the other one in our ears that lets us make fake noise.
      1. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        "At will"? I wish!
        Aug 19, 2025
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    12. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      "Are you guys seeing this?!" I say to myself, in the bathroom, whilst absolutely nothing is happening (barring usual bathroom activities).
      1. TheLowKing and OccasionalReader like this.
      2. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        "Uh-oh, we're in trouble," I say, alone in my living room playing a single player video game.
        Aug 15, 2025
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    13. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      In a story's title, you get exactly 3 key words before it becomes too much. For individual chapters however, go wild. Same applies to anime.
      1. raziel83
        raziel83
        Manga and anime meanwhile take the opposite approach to you. IIRC, the idea is that "kids these days" won't be bothered to read a synopsis of a story, so you put the synopsis into the title and they will read it while scrolling through new titles. ...I hate that trend, but it has been big for a while now.
        Aug 9, 2025
      2. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        @raziel83 Believe it or not, that's exactly what I was referencing. Saw an anime titled "I reincarnated as the 7th prince and (something somethimg I forgot) to hone my abilities! :D :D :D :D" and I realized the reason those kinds of titles suck is how many key words they shovel into the sentence, and subsequently concluded 3 key words was the maximum.
        Aug 9, 2025
    14. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I've concluded that 2025 is the year of "just saying shit," from politics and world news to the trending bullshit on Instagram Reels.
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      2. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        I was considering giving an example on the latter, but I think I might genuinly start coughing up blood if I attempt to bring forth such an unholy union of lexicon.
        Aug 8, 2025
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    15. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Anything can be a sexual innuendo if you just say it seductivly enough, and I think that's beautiful.
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      2. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        @OccasionalReader It's kind of like a reverse language barrier, in that the intrique and draw of a different language is lost thanks to speaking that language.

        That being said, pastries and baked goods (and eating in general) seem to be very popular picks for innuendos and pickup lines. Probably something to do with linking food (basic need) to sex (both primal urge and sophisticated practice).
        Jul 31, 2025
      3. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        Now that I think about it, it's REALLY common to use food as a pet name. Things like muffin, cupcake, cake (as in ass), honey, sweetie, et cetera, et cetera. Certain foods like strawberries tend to get thrown in there too, so referring to your partner as a strawberry shortcake or an apple pie is actually more common and more complementary than you'd think.
        Jul 31, 2025
      4. OccasionalReader
        OccasionalReader
        @GyroscopicGraphite And then me over here with the pet name moon for my wife and she with princess for me lol. I guess I'm not like other girls? jk, princess is a pretty common pet name
        Jul 31, 2025
    16. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Literal moments ago, I found out there IS a gender neutral term for a niece/nephew and it's nibling. Nibling. One of the best words to date.
    17. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Not to get political, but are we the only timeline where 9/11 might actually be an inside job AND Trump was confirmed to be a pedophile?
      1. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        "If we released it, we could get in a lot of trouble. Wait until we edit it first." It's not ambigous.
        Jul 19, 2025
      2. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        @Thorn_ I think pretty much every single sentient creature with access to the news knows that at least 2/3rds of Congress were on the island at some point. (un)Coincidentally, the first set of files they dropped a few years ago had Donald Trump on the flight logs. Those we're pretty sure are already edited. And now they're saying they don't exist (and got sloppy about faking everything (are we serious?)).
        Jul 19, 2025
      3. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        No. (9/11 was not an inside job.)
        Jul 19, 2025
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    18. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I'm in that limbo state where I'm young enough to understand all the new slang, but too old to find it particularly funny.
      1. TheLowKing and MichaelChaseLit like this.
      2. MichaelChaseLit
        MichaelChaseLit
        more stories need the word “rizz” in them
        Jul 12, 2025
      3. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        A middle-aged man dabs as he gets a blowjob. "I'm cooking!" He exclaims proudly.
        Jul 13, 2025
      4. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        @MichaelChaseLit as much as it would mentally damage me, shorthand for 'charisma' unironically would have a place in the proper contexts and I hate that.
        Jul 14, 2025
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    19. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Suprised how underexplored concepts like 'Hysterical Literature' are in places like camgirling, where that kinda thing would fit perfectly.
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      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        Huh.... Yeah, that would work. Especially if the cammer is using a type of sex toy that viewers can activate with tips. Make it a game "'camgirl vs viewers, can you finish me off before I finish this story?"
        Jul 4, 2025
    20. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Etymology is one the most entertaining things to be a complete ametuar at.
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      2. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        Yeah sure, retracing history is cool and all, but speculating about nonsense is way more fun, especially when there's a distinct logic to an suprisingly simple explanation.
        Jun 29, 2025
      3. raziel83
        raziel83
        Etymology is also hilarious when similar sounding words in one language have wildly different origins from two separate languages and so on. And of course then there is the "homo" issue where ancient Greek and Latin have an identical word with different meanings but now kids who speak neither of those will giggle when they hear "Homo Sapiens."
        Jun 30, 2025
      4. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        Jul 3, 2025
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