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If you're killing laptops at a high rate, you might need to check the settings on the dishwasher that you're using to clean them.

@gyro more then your first guess, but less then the second
@Diss that is a lot closer to the truth then I am willing to admit

Do you get a new one every 9 months like those hentai housewives that are perpetually pregnant?

You have a proofreader? Such luxury! I just makw my typos and live with the shame.

It was definitely an experience when my chapter good an entire page worth of notes XD

Instead of "We went to a Bedroom/Study" you can write "We went to a Bedroom cum Study"

Which is infinitely superior

He was a mage cum warrior

The sight instilled me with terror cum desperation

The applications are endless, really

Tis truly the most misfortuned of Latin loanwords.

Oddly, comments can be longer than the original post: 420 (lolroflmalo etc) vs. 140 characters.

On second thought, there's something to be said for that: commen's don't show up on the front page, so they don't cause clutter.

Very gormful of you.

I'm not gormed enough to get it, can someone gorm me up on the gorle (gorm lore)?

This is gormed up!

Gina save us!!

Wait so what does 6 exclamation marks make you? What about 7 or 8?? And where does 3 and 4 put you???
What about question marks???? What if you use both?????!!!!! It is different if you alternate?!?!?!?!?!?!

The 5 exclamation marks thing is a quote from a Terry Pratchett novel. I think he referenced it later in other books as well by specifically having insane characters use 5 exclamation marks in their writing or speech.

You can remove the video from your history.

That's probably a better solution then just aggressively blocking every channel lol

Looks like google decided that you are fucked xddd

the swings I'm having with "clothes for likes" are insane, I'm constantly switching between "Cherry is obviously doomed" to "holy cow, she might actually pull through"

Can't take a spanking like good girls/boys. SMH!

I do hope this wasn't Marcie and Gina's fault lol

I'll submit one when I'm good and ready. I just gotta do another ten chapters first.

It could be worse.

Luxury problem. :P

I knooow.
I really need to get over my irrational hatred of them.

Cormac McCarthy?

Yep. Tried to get into Blood Meridian but just couldn't. It's a rough read.

Surely he must have seen quotation marks used before. How could he believe they don't exist?

For anyone morbidly curious, this is the side-branch: https://chyoa.com/chapter/Wait%2C-What-Did-Happen-To-Lois-Lane%27s-Cock.1066411

Congratulations, your character now has a magic hat that appears only in socially appropriate contexts! Buy the rest of the set for just 70 gold pieces!
*2 hours pass*
...Oh dear, it's a little buggy.

that's actually a lot more contextually appropriate then you might realized, even down to the pricing lol

Frontfooted, which isn't really an established English word, but has seen use to mean something like "proactive", as in putting one foot in front of the other and moving forward.

No. Opposite of backhand would be straightforward. So it would be straightforward insult. Or: in your face, frontal, face-smacked, headbutt insult.

'Frontlegged' made me laugh :)

Chapters require work. And when you omit them, they tend to hang over your head, tormenting you...

How many porns will we write, before we realise, that we will never write this one chapter!?

Haha, that sums it up pretty much.

On the plus side, the gay nose porn chapter is just about to be released.

I do get plenty of favorites, but bookmarks are mostly for the latest chapter, so they get notified when a new chapter launches

My newest currently sits at five bookmarks and two likes and I'm just goddamnit XD

Part of the reason why I've turned off Bookmarks from my notifications. People barely do anything with them and it doesn't help with my ego/drive to continue writing - plus it's not visible to other readers, which doesn't motivate them to click on the upvote button.

That's actually not a bad idea. I mean technically, a bookmark is pretty much a like so it really shouldn't matter , BUT I LIKE NUMBERS GETTING UP!

Very little so far.

Oh yeah, don't forgot to wear a condom when you fuck your printer.

Oh wait, you didn't mean it literally. My own printer started being naughty.

Oh yeah, that's not what I'm doing with it. I just give it sexy lines to say. lol

Can it do onomatopoeia?

at least from the stuff I am using that's a no.

If by paragraph you mean more breaks? I find that it might be that they are more mobile readers. I found when writing for Kindle that when I had more breaks, I got better reviews and more reads. I think it's just how people developed to read on their phones more. 10 years ago it was mainly computers, now we got tablets and phones, and well only so much text. That's my only guess?

Uh, laziness?

Maybe they're loved ones died in some kinda freak accident caused by them using a paragraph.