I've been reading too many chinese comics where guys call hot girls that everyone wants to get with but can't 'goddess ____'. Then the MC comes by...
Sense Motive: roll 10 +7 mod = 17 Perception (awareness?): roll 8 + 7 mod = 15
If I feel like it xD Just... No.
I pledge myself to our bodacious goddess!
Keira looks very confused for a second and scratches the top of her head. She settles on just smiling comfortingly, and aproaches, patting the...
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Speaking of dick jokes I heard a good one today. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts...
Not really a story idea but im gunna make a character for SOMETHING called: Derik Starfucker.
I weirdly pictured a lovely family of gnome rogues, with a lavish dining room just having dinner in an orc's ass. What the fuck.
You should get a phone with a notes function :3 or a tablet with a bluetooth keyboard. Its how I do all my writing and its an incredibly portable,...
This whole system was built on a joke, you do you son.
I only changed the after 10 part of dastardly's system aside from the size modifier, so everything below a 10 would be: itself รท 2 + size mod....
Now that the height varied die-to-cock scale is complete, we have to patent it and try to push it for the next edition of D&D. Come on wizards of...
No matter how you look at it thats too much dangle, might as well have three legs if shes packing nearly two feet of heat. Lets drop the...
Love when I look outside and all I see is fog. Makes me think I finally got into silent hill. <3
I am a willing wall, slather me in your creative muds.
I was just trying to brag about my fictional characters dong, not start a seminar on dick philosophy and physics o_O
There is a middle area between the inner and outer with staircases that test passers and rankers use to go up floors or go to the outer tower I...
Does 17 mean 17 inches? Wat...
Well as much as I wanna make baam and koon go on a tower-wide bang-crawl, we're doing this before the events of the main story but after all the...
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