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I am entirely in support of irising vag traps! (And if nothing else, watch some Rifftrax or MST3K of those horrible shorts. Including on Menstrooation like Mels mentioned. Then think of us, sitting in our non-air conditioned classrooms, watching these things on 16 millimeter Bell and Howell...

...so... our equivalent of the cultural database is going to be black and white educational shorts from the 50s and 60s? We're going to get to write "Mimi's Precious Hermetic Seal" yet. Which will be funnier when the futa stare at it, wondering why none of them have a hymen in the first place...

...seriously? I'm beginning to think the Seed Ship colonists are actively trying to kill themselves. Or really hate their original culture. ...now I have to go play like twelve rounds of it. Anyway -- maybe do both branches? A spread out branch of a thousand, or a concentrated branch of 222?

If the 'wheelship' concept is carrying forward (I wanted to invoke the sense of a Conestoga wagon wheel), then the idea would be multiple rings stacked atop each other, with superstructure between them leading to a magnetic style ramscoop forward and the drive action aft. In particular, I was...

I still prefer 'cyborg' as a term. ...Mels... we could totally write Slipstream-finds-Ovyah's-lamp fic! But maybe this isn't the thread to discuss that.

Ah... it's a stereotypical situation. A Lesbian couple wants to have a child, so one or both bring a man into their bedroom, but they don't want to have sex with the man. They just want his semen. So he's encouraged -- on his own or with help -- to climax into the end of a turkey baster, and...

...I really hope that the ship's store of cranberry juice survived... (Yes, Mels. I know that's a myth.) Seriously, though. The insides are actually pretty durable for mucous membranes that have things slam into them by design and nerve endings designed to make you agree to it, but UTIs happen...

...yes? Is that... not usual?

Absolutely! And thanks!

I'm certainly in, but you knew that!

In a manner of speaking -- at the moment I'm in poking distance of Ms. Hammer Critic. And have done so. (She's Mels, I'm Berry. We're Mels and Berry. We have a cat and an automobile and many, many Transformers.)

I admit I was a little surprised there wasn't a Discord server when I started here. That said, I don't have massive love for Discord, so... yeah. Telegram or things like it makes a lot of sense to me. (Also -- we're at war with Literotica? Dang. I'm glad I didn't crosspost there.)

Okay, A) -- that's blushing. That is total blushing. Ms. HammerCritic will confirm total blush. Wow. Thank you. B) Also, there's way too many amazing writers on here for that to be true, but wow it's nice to read. And C) ...well, yeah! I'm invested at this point. Whatever you can use works for me!

...I am undone. You have undone me. I am dead. ...and then you said that, and so I had to write this. Musical Cue and Sting Title Card "NEWS MARCHING ACROSS THE RIM" Intersexed Pioneers On The Move (original transmission 3422-04-09) Dateline: Earth-Sol L3 Compression Drive Launch Station...

...oh God... A full story written as though the anatomy and science in those books was... you know... accurate... (What? Who needs a clitoris anyway? Huh? It's fine!) ...or... written in the style of a Young American short film called "Mimi's Precious Seal..."

Oo. I stopped confessing. I better fix that.... My partner and I read CHYOA out loud to each other. Sometimes to get things... you know... going... and sometimes... in thick alternate accents on stories that I'm sure were written with love and hope and don't deserve to have us adding heavy...

.... She said she's fertile. How do you keep her from getting knocked up? Just pull out -- it'll be fine! Saran wrap! Pour a can of Coca Cola in her cooch -- that's a spermicide! The internet said so! Firmly tie dental floss around your dick just below the head. Slip a zip-lock sandwich bag...

I like to blink a couple of times, stare blankly, then sing the blandest version of Joy to the World I possibly can: (Start at 1:27 -- this won't let you embed start times, apparently.) Then stare for a long moment, and say "...oh my God you're right."

Except that would likely make the design process exponentially more difficult. When you're already tweaking the human genome that much, it's really hard to make sure that there's absolutely no potentially harmful recessives in the DNA strand, versus comparatively little benefit. It's much easier...

It comes with the territory. And honestly? Just my POV? Being fetishized beats "Gingers have no souls!" any day of the week. But I'm not complaining about including redheads. I almost always do, too.