If you can travel by car, you can steal a car.
Well, let's start by ruling out the easy answers first. Does it turn you on? *pensive scholars' cradle*
Don't fall for it, Dickman. As an experienced time traveler, JohnTitor45 knows perfectly well how Time Theft works-- she's just probing for...
Make a story and add some sex to it, not the other way around.
I've got a new one! When you type a long forum reply and then decide not to click "Post Reply," there's no obvious way to get rid of the saved...
Don't label the manic pixie dream-girl! She can be whatever she wants! But don't worry, she's not a Mary Sue, she still goes through lots of...
I don't always make up my own characters. But when I do, their names are shitty anagrams. Such as Fleur Gramuro, or Anny Torpedoes!
"You could wrap the comment you're replying to in quotation marks. After all, that's how forum replying works, just with BBcode instead of...
I had a reply written out that read like a Ryan George sketch, but then I realized Iam_DickMan didn't do anything to deserve that level of snark....
Reading that long list of names made me realize that, on this site, specifically, you could probably get away with just classifying the story as...
Strive to write at least one chapter a day. Release when you reach a narrative stopping point if you want max Likes. (People read to the end, get...
I don't remember the details, but probably. The workaround is to always google a name after you come up with it. If the top search results are...
Gee, if only somebody knew how to spring it on them like some sort of... how did Gina put it? Ah, yes... Oh, you mean like your...
I got the barebones Critical Path written up for S&M's ENP. (dat abbrev tho!) This comprises a Stanley Route and a Mariella Route, both of which...
Seriously. We have all the tools we need in order to not only arouse them both in the same story, but possibly even in the same scene.
Absurdist? Oh, dear. I was just going to write a bunch of rapey workplace safety violations and maybe some Mind Control shenanigans. But I suppose...
Pffft. You call that a grail? It barely aged me five, ten years, tops. I think we can do better, as a community of terrible writers.
“'Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.' How does this famous quote...
No no no no NONONONONO!!
Eh, we all make mistakes. For example, one time I tried to flirt with an Irish woman on the internet. Can you imagine? (Sigh.) Those were simpler...
Separate names with a comma.
