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" I will take the bronze" Damar says, finding the neckline of the steel breastplate too tight for him to move comfortably. He chuckles. "Must have been quite the woman, to wear that."

Damar nods and changes into his bestial form before stepping into the room.

By "throw a sexy party" do you mean do more math about genitals? If so, I'm in.

Come to think of it, the command spell would work as well. You can make them do anything provided you can instruct them to do so in one word. Command: Strip Command: Fuck Command: Titillate?

Damar follows Keira's gaze to brother Saul's gauntlets. His face lights up, and he leans over to whisper to Nalana as he follows the rest of the party.

Yes, I actually used to own a copy, but I lost it at some point and haven't been able to find it again. Considering that was two houses ago, I figure it's gone for good.

Damar glances around and sniffs once. "What are you keeping in that holy symbol of yours?"

sense motive: 10 (+ 0 mod) = 10 perception: 18 (+ 0 mod) = 18

"Hello holy man." Damar says. Though he does not bow like Keira, his voice is quiet and respectful. "I thank you for your aid, and hope that we may become friends in time." His eyes twinkle slightly with mischief, and he shifts himself to reveal a poorly healed burn scar in the shape of an A...

Ah, the members outnumber the robots once more!

oh, I just noticed that! Haha!

So, I looked it up, and now I must play this game. This image is what convinced me: https://lparchive.org/King-of-Dragon-Pass/Update%20423/1-NewDuckAllies001.png

Hey man, no rush, I just wanted to be sure that I wasn't holding you up.

Here's one for ya: Why is a man like a snowstorm? Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay. And one more for good measure: A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood. "How often a week do you have sex with...

Hey DM, I have a question. Its been a while since the last post on the game board, and I was just wondering if it was just that you haven't had time to update it or if there was something else we players still needed to talk through before you could move on. I figure it's the former, but I want...

So much dick math. I swear, next we will be rolling for anal circumference. If my anal circumference is 2 inches or greater, would the extremely tight space rules apply? If so, I would be able to hide an epic level rogue up my ass.

yeah, that would work better. By that measure, we get: Damar: 10.5 in Keira: 12 in Sslvark: 0.5 in Yeah, The standard 20 point-scale conversion doesn't really work here, your system is better.

So it increases in length the shorter the person? That might throw off the math I did. Said math looks like this: The average worldwide penis length is 4.5 inches, and the smallest penis ever measured came in at 0.39 inches. For simplicity's sake, lets say that the numbers go from 0.5 inches up...

Look man, at Damar's height, If I rolled a 20, that thing would be dragging on the ground. Lets find out! 17 So, three inches off the ground then? Man, I have the weirdest luck.

The one universal constant: Dick Jokes.