gods

It is a new day in the realm of Theros, and as the sun rises into the sky, so to shall a new psuedo divine being arise. That's you, by the way. You have somehow managed to reach a mythical status through your sexual exploits and maybe a finger or two on the scales in your favor. Now, it's up...

This is a story from ancient China, brought to me in a dream last night. Once upon a time, there was a soba noodle seller, who had been given a package of soba noodles by a baby who spoke like a man and told they were soba noodles crafted in Heaven to be cooked and served when a god came to...