145-ish/#1004: Fresh(man) Meat. A new semester has just started in a college town. And a cougar tutor is on the prowl for new innocent prey to add to her collection.
I once had a story idea similar to this, but it was just one college student who agreed to have a foreign exchange student. The appeal of the story is, every one of the foreign exchange student options is gullible/naive/too narrow-minded to realize that the protagonist is also a loser, but decides to sleep with him out of, possibly, "American appeal."
To anyone else who hates the United Nations, I thought of something... something rather despicable. 146-ish: United Nation Peacekeepers Division, comprised of women, are sent to help stabilize a region, maybe somewhere in Africa. But the United Nations being the United Nations, said peacekeepers are easily forgotten by the council. And with resources dwindling, alongside bullets, it's only a matter of time until their guns go silent and they're up for the taking. Spoiler: A small rant Like holy shite! Fucking hell is the UN incompetent. It's bad enough that they are FUCKING terrible at their jobs of "uniting nations" with one another, what with superpowers calling the shots at the end of the day and turning a blind eye on exploitation of smaller nations, but their peacekeeper corps are a fucking joke. You have competent people in the military, being misused, and sometimes, completely forgotten, allowed to be kidnapped, or used as a scapegoat. Fuck you UN. I really do hope someone takes this up, maybe someone with a military fetishist, and just writes it as a satire or hate letter against the organization.
147-ish: The Invisible-Ish Man One man (or woman or futa) is almost entirely invisible to the world and uses such powers to show off his 10-inch schlong. People ignore him, all except a particular amount of women who can't help but be aroused by such a beast.
148-ish: Empty Nest Syndrome Her husband's always abroad, and their only child's packing up for college, leaving her home all alone. What's a MILF to do with all that love and no one to share it with?
149 (maybe) Relic hunter Relic hunter/ tomb raider girl gets double crossed and trapped in an acient tomb. Searching for an escape she finds an ancient, elaborately carved dildo . Of course she tries it out and the rest of the being materialises on the end of the dick - its a genie. She gets a wish every time she fucks herself, but the genie can only exist during the sex act - so she has to scream her wish at the point of orgasm each time. This makes her attempts to capitalise on the genie's powers somewhat unpredictable, and her revenge on her enemy (who trapped her) a bit tricky.
Cant say I'm pro UN, but I am a huge fan of Fridtjof Nansen from the league of nations days - have not seen anyone with the ego or political balls like that guy since. There's probably a CHYOA story in him somewhere - took millions of disposessed folk off of Stalin and gave them passports with his own name and face on them. sailed to the North Pole (well almost). ski'd across greenland. Carved up Turkey/Greece etc. Nowadays its bureaucrats without balls.
151: The Erotic Tales of Mary Poppins: Could go one of three ways: A) Mary Poppins cuckqueans a bitchy trophy wife B) Mary Poppins is a nanny to some misbehaving 18 year olds C) Mary Poppins has met her match with two misbehaving 18 year olds
I quite like the idea and I can see a lot of erotic potential with the use of magic and gangbangs from groups of soot-blackened cor-blimey chimney sweeps etc, but I think it would be quite hard to write in the style of the original
Ahem... Cum Cuminey Cum Cuminey Cum Cum cum-ee! A sweep is as lucky As lucky can be Cum Cuminey Cum Cuminey Cum Cum cum-oo! Good luck will rub off when I shake 'cocks with you Or blow me old cock And that's lucky too
152-maybe: My Tomboy Childhood Friend Can't Be This Cute A man, hell, let's just say swinger, and a childhood friend of his that he hasn't seen for a long time, helps him with a sex crusade. But either out of jealousy, spite, or insecurity, tomboy childhood friend gets in an argument with him, which ends up in her getting creampied over, and over, and over again.
153: Amber's Depp-Position. Amber Heard does not have the money she owes Johnny Depp, so the court orders her to be his slave for one calendar year, removing all rights of personhood from her.
I get everyone has a kink, and a lot of people here are attracted to celebrity porn stories... but this is just terrible. No I am in favor of Amber Heard or think erotic slavery is unwarranted, but it's the woman herself that's a problem. Do you really want a story where somebody fucks a total psychopath? Hearing about testimonies against her, and acts before the trial, makes me think she'd rip the penis off anyone and cry about it. Sure you can say that it dehumanizes her, or hate porn is good porn... but the woman is just pure evil to be erotic.
It's the total opposite for me: no one, for how bad she is, deserves the removal of all rights of personhood. Also, it would be super weird imagining Johnny Depp as the slaver, duh. I get that there are countless versions of this, and it kind of makes sense when on the other side there is a "faceless fan", so to say, not another real person.
This too, having had a massive interest in the American Civil War, I have decided that slavery is, by nature, simply evil. Also an addendum... not that I want this conversation to spiral any further. I just thought it was very coincidental that, a day or two after Wicker posts his suggestion, this comes up in my Google feed.
153 Gay son or thot daughter. Parents must choose to have either a gay son or a thot daughter in this gripping dystopia. 154 Discord kittens in real life. A discord moderator finds that he can offer nitro in real life, which allows him to accrue a harem of irl kittens. His online kittens get jealous. 155 XCUM Horny aliens have invaded the earth, kidnapping humans. The only method of stopping them is to fuck them into submission. 156 International Alien Harem Dating Show An alien princess has been sent to uplift earth. However, she is shocked to find that earth is not united under a monarch. Earth governments initially try to attack the Alien fleet, only to be defeated. She demands that each earth nation send one prince, and that she courts all of them on a bacholerette-style dating show until she can find the King. Each nation has a different way of nominating their prince, usually trying to find the most appealing male and believing that he will put his homeland first. Others, believing that the Alien princess has different standards, try to choose the best political candidate for a future king of earth. 157 I have no balls and I must cum A supercomputer traps several humans in a bunker and denies their orgasms for hundreds of years.
There are no coincidences where Google is involved EDIT: This gave me an idea. A semi-sentient search engine AI finds two people who are a perfect match for each other and tries to steer them into each other's path. For a lighter tone, it can route them into the same Uber or suggest the same bar. For a darker tone, it can try breaking them up from their respective SOs.
