Confessions

This puts me in mind of this one guy who kept surfacing in anecdotes about The Catacombs, a fisting club from the SF bathhouse heyday. He was missing a hand, so his arm just tapered to a soft point. Extremely popular with newbies. For a while, it felt like every book I opened which touched on The Catacombs lovingly discussed that guy. There's probably a bunch of stories about him, or people inspired by him, which I never tracked down.

I can see a handful of ways to hook a plot on the aggressively skilled, but seemingly unremarkable individual. "You'd never know it, but" is an amazing springboard.

 

Got it! Thank you.

I admit I am a bit of hypocrite about this. I agree the focus on size, for size itself, gets very silly. I have always thought that if every woman is busty than no one is. Also, I learned a while ago never to give measurements (unless necessary for a direct plot reason) and just say "busty." Which for some readers could be a "C" cup while others an "HHH."

However, when I write erotica, for some reason all my heroines have at least a "DD" cup, at least in my mind.

 

I guess this qualifies as a confession:

• I like female characters to at least start out with realistic sized breasts.
• Breasts of many different shapes and sizes are beautiful and enjoyable. Even ridiculous, big-as-your-head string implants.
• ...when it does come to breast expansion, I'm a go big-or-go-home kinda person.
• Determined at some point to write some breast shrinkage/loss chapters to "even things out." Hasn't really happened yet.

 

I love how this is considered a confession for an erotic website, you weirdo. ;-)

 

* I love writing the Penguin (of Batman fame) because I get to completely abuse the thesaurus in the most horrible ways.

- “What a convivial condition it is to have such a noted clinician gives us the courtesy of his contiguity.”
- "I can appreciate how a pediatrician might find our Gotham conviviality a bit too galvanic."

So terrible.

 

I feel guilty when I get too sick to focus and write.

 

• When I do gambling chapters, I actually get out a deck of cards to figure out what the hands are going to be and construct the scene around that.

 

I once wrote a Twister scene and actually used a spinner!

 

• I log in everyday to look to see if I’ve gotten any notifications despite not publishing any new content for like two months.
• I wrote the chapters on Dragons Knights and Princesses mostly just so I’d have a non fan fiction example of my writing if I ever decide to post on the ‘step up your game’ thread
• I use the view story map button to skip to where I think the sex scenes will be

 

So, if I like this post does this mean I am happy you're sick or that I am wishing you well?

 

I've done this too. Writing a good gambling scene can be difficult, however.

 

I'll take either.

 

Ha! As usually you're both disturbing and amusing. Is there now some subcategory of BDSM fetish related to illness (actually I don't want to know the answer to this)? Should I try this the next time my girlfriend has the flu? "Damn girl, you're so hot. Your pasty skin, green mucus and hacking cough is such a tease." Yeah, that will go down well.

I do wish you well, however, you sicko.
(Hehehe, I love bad puns.)

 

So terrible? AMAZING you mean! I love that cheesy stuff.

 

Ahh, you're a most sapient sagacious percipient polyhistor, my litterateur hierophant.

(The best part, even if I misuse a word, instead of it just sounding wrong, it works even better. Again, so terrible.)

 

Top tip: guaifenisen affects all mucus, not just bronchial and sinus! Administer with lots of water or weak herbal tea, and everything's a wet lube of some sort.

There's also something to be said for fever scenes. They have their places if you have the right sort of relationship.

(We are, however, going for the traditional "snuggle, steam in the shower, and watch Discovery" approach. It's important.)

 

I guess, It is time for my confessions"

• I started writing, because I can't find anywhere good erotic with intrested me hero. (Ciri, Lara croft)
• I have no problem with reading English, but in writing I make error after error.
• I most like fantasy, enf and bdsm theme.
• I tried write here something in my nation language, It seems that aren't too much polish.

 

• I started writing erotica because I thought it would be good writing practice.
• I started on Lois Lane's Night Out because I really wanted to do something with a Susan Storm or Lara Croft fanfic, but I didn't want to screw it up without getting a feel for the CHYOA format first.

 

I find myself clicking on the most obviously poorly written titles/subtitles/synopses, just so I can mentally shake my head at the inane drivel to follow and feel better about myself.

 

I confess, I do they same thing with likes and views, which is even worse.