Dirty jokes and other humor thread.

[RicoLouis]

A guy walks into a library.

Guy: Excuse me. I am looking for a book on small penises.

Librarian. I don't think it is in yet?"

Guy: That would be the one.

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A guy buys a new computer and it ask him to enter in a password so he types in the word penis. The computer tells him the password is not long enough.

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A girl told me once that I always think with my penis. Later that night she proved it and blew my mind.

 

[RicoLouis]

A guy is sitting down to dinner with his mom.

Son: Mom. I need to tell you something. I am gay.

Mom: Does that mean you put guys cocks in your mouth?

Son: Yes.

Mom: Good. Don't ever complain about my cooking again.