Does Donkey Kong pass the Harkness test?

Does he?

  • Yeah

    Votes: 3 60.0%
  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yeah but you're gross

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Total voters
    5
Since the new smash bros game is coming out soon, I was thinking about writing a story where Donkey Kong has sex with various characters in the game. Personally, i think he passes (he's intelligent enough to drive a car and has communicated nonverbally in past games) but I wanted to be sure before I wasted my time.
 
In the DK Country games its clearly established that the Kongs are capable of full language. I think the answer is a 'yes', without gray area.

Smash those Nintendo girls. And Link, while you're at it.
 
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