"-so it's important to note any religious figures covered in lessons is not a comment on any belief and simply in regards to the historical context and blah blah-
Julia waved a hand to her students dismissively as she repeated the lines she had to state.
"However when the conversation is brought up, what you learn here can help avoid you ending up looking like a stupid asshole." Julia didn't really bother being careful about the language she used while lecturing her students and bringing up a few images on screen.
"So, of course, the most common occurrence of looking like a stupid asshole comes to when discussing, the figure Jesus Christ. And this is only spoken in a historical context. The most common historical context you will hear someone whose a stupid asshole say is "Well, actually, Jesus wasn't white. He was either African or Arabian." This is what we historians refer to as a "double dumbass."
Bringing up some notes on the historical timeline, she continued her lecture, though it was growing evident she was mostly just using this class an excuse to just rant about anything.
"First, in the first century of BC, there was never any major or even notable minor populations of of Sub-Saharan or North Africans in the Middle East. And for that matter, during this time, First Century BC Judea was populated by....jewish people. The population of mulsims and arabics in the Levant wouldn't come until much later through conquests of the region, meaning that in fact, yes. Jesus would have belong to the Roman region, and be what most in other parts of the world would call European. If you want to date back even further, the Caananites of the bronze age share an almost 95% genetic makeup of the Lebanese, who are also related to the Jewish population. A major part of the developments of the authorities unable to locate Jesus so easily was because he looked almost indistinguishable from the average Levant citizen, which can be safe to assume that when he existed or if he did, he would have had the same genetic profile of other Jewish men in the era."
"This probably won't help you in most of life, but this bit of information is good to look smart in front of your friends or make someone look like a stupid asshole when they trying bringing this up."