Dan had thought the old guy was kidding about selling magic Cards. He just had to challenge the guy with his Serra Angel heavy white Green Deck for Ante... didn't he?
[/QUOTE] "If you don't let me finish the nude painting of you two, I'll tell your husbands you're fucking the stable boy!"
Girls knew that they are in trouble when police raided their illegal brothel but they never knew what kind of trouble it is. Those five men had no interest in bringing them to justice, neither they wanted a bribe. They were looking for new toys for their collection of slaves that consisted of illegal immigrants, runaway teenagers and, staring from now, experienced prostitutes
[/QUOTE] Ms. Thompson decided to help her neigbhor boy out with his photography project of capturing the American Suburban Housewife. She showed up wearing khaki capri pants and a blue sweater, but as the light on his camera kept blinking, and the relaxing music he played soothed her, the photo session started to heat up.
There is a special college that was created for rich and conservative parents, allowing them to send their homosexual sons in hopes to turn them straight. Not only all-female staff is trained for this unusual task, but also each and every female student is there not to study but assist teachers. The effectiveness of the method is very dubious but bisexual guys have a lot of fun there. As well as straight guys, who were smart enough to fool their homophobic parents
[/QUOTE] Kellen loved his new time stopping device. He had removed this girl's bra and turned her jeans into Daisy Dukes.
WOW! So... that's what happens when you turn a popsicle into a person! A pink Ice Queen! SO COOL! Can't wait to see what this does with A Spicy Pepper!
Go ahead, ask me one more time why I'm giving free blow jobs in this filthy bathroom one more time! [/QUOTE]
Stacy desperately searched through her bag for her car keys, clutching the scrap of bikini that the tentacle monster had ripped off her. She could still hear it slithering up the beach after her and the soft liquid sound of it's long phallic tentacles as they oozed their aphrodisiac laded seed. Where were her KEYS!!!!
[/QUOTE] Caroline had often made fun of the nerds in the apartment across the hall for their obsession with comic books an cosplay, but after they came over to fix her computer, she too started to become obsessed.
Caroline had often made fun of the nerds in the apartment across the hall for their obsession with comic books an cosplay, but after they came over to fix her computer, she too started to become obsessed. [/QUOTE] When Trish asked her husband to try something new in bed she didn't expect BDSM threesome with her mother. Not that she is complaining... Even if she could.
When Mary had agreed to test her friend Lisa's "experimental ass growth potion", she had been certain it was all a joke or a hoax. But she was starting to feel a lot less certain about that...
Aquaman was a rude pervert when he was drunk. [/QUOTE] What guys do when they get world-altering powers? Fuck attractive females. What girls do? They enjoy their freedom and comfort by changing the way how others react to their attire.
The mirror. We cannot wrest our attention from this incredible phenomena. It is as indescribably yet fascinatingly horrible as the fourth dimension is said to be by those of our explorers who visited and returned alive. Humans, what abominable creatures, and what an unbearable existence they lead, trapped inside a singular vessel, one mind totally alone, alone to deal with the infernal impulses and warring instincts of these primitively evolved natural contructs. And now so are we trapped within this golem whithin we meant to study the civilisation of Sol III. We will never achieve first contact nor can we even begin to learn the basic tools with which any meaningful communication could be made. The mirror is an engine of pure, unadulterated despair. It is the representation of the sentence, the punishment wrought on all sentient beings who have the misfortune of being born on this tiny planet. Total individuality, the prison of ultimate mental unity, that is the fate of Humans. There is nothing left to do. Our time will run out and soon we will return, leave forever this place. No good can come of further intrusion unto these ill, lonesome creatures...
So like do you believe Dr. Spooner's like totally ridiculous bet he could like totally turn us into bimbos?
When Amanda and Katie accepted the invitation to a math teacher's birthday party they never expected that their role will be playthings for each member of the high school staff. Now they know about this unusual tradition of the Redwood School. (I suggest to not quote a previous message. It does nothing but duplicate pictures and make the thread larger than it should be)
Karly stormed into her step-brother's room to demand he turn down his stupid cartoons. She never expected them to be so entrancing.