Just for Fun. Made Up Sex Positions.

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A bondage position where both partners or the subs as they blindfold each other and then hand cuff each other with their hands around each others back and proceed to have sex while standing while trying not to fall over with who ever cums first is spanked and has to wear the handcuffs the rest of the evening.

The 96.

 

The 96

A position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks. After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96.

Next: The Face-Off

(Obviously, named after the movie.)

 

Similar to the 69 except for there is no oral stimulation. The man rubs his penis against her face while she rubs her pussy against his face. Hence they are trying to get off on each others faces.

The spare tire.

 

The spare tire- 2 thoughts on this one

1- you have to wear 2 condoms, because the girl is really skanky.
2- when a really fat guy gets a lap dance and the stripper can't grind on his crotch, she just grinds on his belly

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