Just for pun. World worst pickup lines.

[RicoLouis]

Want to come back to my place. It's parked right outside.

 

[Zeebop]

Want to help me move something three and a half inches?

 

[Warden-Yarn15]

Are you my future? Because I keep worrying about you.

 

[Spindizzy]

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

 

[RicoLouis]

Want to know why they call me the flash. It will be the best thirty seconds of your life.

 

[brevdravis]

Hey baby, I put the D in Millionaire.

(Wait for the obligatory, "There's no D in Millionaire")

Yeah, but I put the D in you, and you're gonna be a Millionaire.

 

[RicoLouis]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Warden-Yarn15]

What do sertraline and I have in common?

It's usually not enough but it gets the job done for a little while.

 

[RicoLouis]

You want to see my car? It has amazing trunk space.

 

[Zeebop]

If you were words on the page, you'd be large print.

If my library card wasn't expired, I'd check you out.

 

[Warden-Yarn15]

If you were words on the page, you'd be large print.

If my library card wasn't expired, I'd check you out.

Actually decent pickup line, not gonna lie.

 

[RicoLouis]

You two girls ever thought about having a threesome?

 

[Zendle]

"Those are nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

 

[RicoLouis]

Hey baby, I put the D in Millionaire.

(Wait for the obligatory, "There's no D in Millionaire")

Yeah, but I put the D in you, and you're gonna be a Millionaire.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put the D and U together.

 

[Spoox]

"I love you." It usually has them running for the hills.