Zeebop
CHYOA Guru
Just a bit of fun, as we get near the end of the year. What is a line you've tossed out, or would never want to open a chapter with, or just think is funny? Here's a baker's dozen of mine that I've actually written down, then scrubbed for various reasons.
- That was when she learned that some tentacles had foreskins.
- "It is not considered couth to gurgle pussy-juice," her mother admonished.
- The asshole flexed, opened, and a single baby blue eye looked out at the world between those pale cheeks and winked at her.
- During highschool, she had thought that she would never in her adult life use algebra; yet here she was trying to figure out if this cousin was distantly related enough to fuck.
- Too late, she discovered that dead men can still ejaculate.
- There must have been some magic in that old lambskin condom they found.
- She racked her brain, certain that there had to be some part of her body that was still virginal...and then she had it: "Would you like to fuck my armpit?"
- Six years at a woman's college had gotten her a master's degree in Journalism and a graduate educating in licking pussy.
- "Mom, I don't believe I have to say this, but..." she took a deep breathe and steeled herself for what would follow, "...please stop hogging the cock."
- "My cunt is not a fitbit!"
- It was a dark and stormy pussy; the labia heaved and fluttered, the clit crouched in its little cave-like it was afraid to come out, and the juices dripped from it in a steady drizzle.
- It was only the third time tonight that she had to ask "Who's fucking my ass?" and she was beginning to get upset.
- Most loads could be contained by a single Kleenex, and a few required a handful, but when he finally burst his dam inside her that night, she felt like she should have bought stock in the company.
