Strange Kinks You Never Thought You'd Write About Until You Came To CHYOA

Zeebop

CHYOA Guru
Closing in on 1,500 chapters written, and the thought occurs that I've gotten to cover a lot of weird little kinks I'd never thought I'd write about. Including but not limited to:
  • Cum that tastes like chocolate
  • A woman being possessed by her mother to fuck her father
  • A woman unbirthing her mother
  • Nipple sex
  • Breast pregnancy
  • Anal pregnancy
  • Spirit pregnancy
  • Gender bending
  • Centaur palpation
  • A demon marriage
  • Foreplay with lesbian catgirls
  • Selfcest with portals
  • Selfcest via magic mirror
  • The vagina as a portal for Yog-Sothoth
  • Sex in a cab on the way to the delivery room
  • An entire football team running a train on a woman
  • A woman gaining an entirely new sexual orifice
  • Tickle torture
  • Premature ejaculation
  • Watersports
  • Bimbofication
  • Demonic anti-birth control
  • A woman having sex with a book
  • A book giving birth
  • A woman having sex with a statue
  • Post-apocalyptic epilogue
  • Retrocausal pregnancy
  • Time travel
  • Ball-breaking & cunt-busting
  • All the way through
  • Pussy-powered mind control
  • Transgender prostitutes
  • Gentle, loving sex with a married man
  • A woman who finds a glory hole in her own bathroom
  • Double-blowjob on a man with two dicks
  • An interview with a public toilet
  • A loving polyamorous pregnant threesome
  • Weight gain
  • Paralyzed with a parasite and only able to communicate/consent via blinking
  • Rusty trombone
  • Genital swap via app
  • A woman taking another woman's virginity
  • Surreal sexual dream sequences
  • A giant spermatozoa
  • Microwaving a giant sperm
  • A dildo-bat
  • A woman drowning in cum (more than once, now that I think about it)
  • Sexorcism (ditto)
  • Eating sushi off a naked woman
  • Autofellatio
  • Preggo ray
  • Pussy bukkake
  • Nipple & clitoris hood piercing
What about y'all? Have you ever written anything you didn't think you'd ever write about?
 
I write exclusively vanilla missionary position scenes featuring heterosexual cis married couples. Lights always off and sex done only for procreation. As God intended.
 
As a serious answer...I don't even know where to begin. I've written Thwompette fanfic ffs! lol Writing has certainly helped me explore the deepest corners of my mind, that is for sure.
 
So, is “Rusty Trombone” literal? Because I can’t imagine what it might be a euphemism for.
 
So, is “Rusty Trombone” literal? Because I can’t imagine what it might be a euphemism for.

We must protect the innocent one!

(Just kidding. See when a man and a woman love each other very much, sometimes the woman might get down on her knees behind the man and lick his asshole whilst stroking his cock AKA a rusty trombone)
 
Not what I'd call a kink but I didn't expect to write a telepathic tentacle monster use a "first day of school" nightmare to explore a woman's mind.
 
I went homosexual which is way different than I ever expected. Still not sure what to think of it. Now I think I need therapy.
 
Probably a tame list compared to others, but still:

-Pregnancy + Satanic ritual leading to the birth of a succubi
-Pegging to stretch a man's 'prison pocket' so he can hide a knife
-Having a character bludgeon someone to death with a dildo
-Being fingered on the beach whilst around others
-Cam show/Sex chat complete with Deus Ex and Dance Gavin Dance references
-Sumata/Pussy Job
-Meta Humor/4th wall breaking
-Music-inspired softcore
-All of this: https://chyoa.com/chapter/Dressing-up-as-a-pterodactyl-and-going-"Ca-Chak"-as-she-goes-down-on-you.583517

*EDIT:

-Ghost possession via Oujia Board
-Were-MILF who becomes insatiable on a full moon
 
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I like to take requests for my transformation and mind control stories, but when I did an incest branch involving mind control someone requested that they end up pregnant. Not my cup of tea, but if someone wants to write their own version with that feel free.
 
I never gave incest a second thought before I wrote on CHYOA. My first story was looking very linear so i threw a few options in just to see what worked and the incest thread picked up and was popular. I stuck with it and now pretty much only write incest on here. Strange how things work out.
 
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