Tell me you’re an erotic author without telling me you’re an erotic author

[haileytraynor]

I’ll go first:

I can’t help but picture certain characters naked and I definitely can’t unsee Daphne Blake’s naked images.

 

[Warden-Yarn15]

I can make a few people a little happy, and a little horny, just by saying a few words.

All with a little help of their imaginations.

 

[insertnamehere]

Yes, I like to write stories. No, I can't tell you what they're about.

 

[YveltalWarrior]

I make words on a computer that make people really excited.

 

[wilparu]

I write online stories and if I do it right people stop reading after the best parts.

 

[Zeebop]

I would rather confess to murder in open court than reveal what's in my saved drafts folder.

 

[RejectTed]

I think names like Honey Ryder and Onatopp are too subtle for the characters I write.