What Are Your Most Ridiculous Chapter Titles?

Zeebop

Zeebop

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Spinning out of the "Am I The Worst Type of Reader?" thread, we all know that there are people who scroll through the story trees looking for the chapter title that grabs them or hints at their fetish - but what are your most ridiculous chapter titles? The ones that might make a reader pause?

- "I've Wanted You To Choke On My Dick So Long"
- Futazilla vs. Biollantitties
- Batbreeder V: Bred Men Tell No Tales
- Lois Lane Cannot Take A Piss In Peace
- Strip Down And Step In The Probulator
- Lois Has Absorbed The Sperm's Power
- Shrink Down And Fight The Creature in Lois Lane's Womb!
- That Wasn't A Birth Control Pill
- If At First You Don't Succeed, Fuck and Fuck Again
- Like God Subcontracted The Job To H. R. Giger
- We Can Rebuild Her Asshole. We Have The Technology.
- Swear Off Crime...And Let Me Fuck Your Ass
- Batman Doesn't Wear Condoms
- Suck My Cock And I'll Let You Give Birth
- Serious Questions About When & Where The Eggs Are Coming Out
- Bitch, If You Don't Fuck My Ass Right Now I'll Find Someone Who Will
- Every Good Date Should End With Sex In An 80's Supercar As The Sun Rises
- A Reporter Is Never Late, Or Early, But Cums Right When She Is Supposed To
- Lois Lane Has To Choke A Bitch
- Superwoman Arrives To Save...No, She's Here To Fuck Lois Too
- Lois Wants To Be Fucked In The Ass...And The Truth
- Clear The Table; Lois Lane Is The Meat In The Sandwich
- A Contractually-Obligated Orgasm Per Encounter
- Lois Gets Impr-egg-nated!
- Lois Is Impr-egg-nable!
- Kick Her In The Balls!
- The Rabbit Dies Twice
- The Patented Clitoral Nose Rub
- Amazons Mate For Life
- I'm A Doctor, Not A Veterinarian
- It's Hard To Plan When You're Orgasming Non-Stop While Being Impregnated
- The Rape of Star Sapphire (With Audience Participation)
- A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Delivery Room
- One Thousand Pregnancies Later

...anyway. What are yours? Anybody get creative with their titling? I know there are some out there with more than "Yes" and "No."
 
My chapter names are usually pretty utilitarian, but two I'm kind of proud of from my thread on Fantasy Dynasty:

- Marissa Explains It All (Our protagonist is informed by his mother that his grandfather is a demon king that once ruled half the continent)
- How I Bred Your Mothers (Edward breeds both his aunts at a meeting of said demon king's cult)

Kind of lowkey determined to keep the thread going, have some of the other other chapters that advance the demon cult story thread be named after sitcoms in a really groaning fashion.
 
The only chapter title of mine I would call clever is from Chyoa NaNoWriMo 2020:

Rated Ex-Ex-Ex

Where a man discovers there are subliminal images imbedded in his room’s television and they are all manipulated pictures of his exes.
 
I mean honestly I don't have many silly or strange chapter names... I save that for the bad end names which are almost all terrible puns or extremely dark jokes, but I guess

I do have two titles that are amusing/wtf

"What the hell kind of name is Min Koskei?" and one of the potential chapters immediately following it

"I hope your child dies"

Other than that, most of the titles for my stories are just fairly generic

"She goes to work,"
I mean there are two that are
"Punch that stupid face"
or
"Kiss that stupid face"

which is fun.
 
On another site I had a rather stupid habit for writing "[x] gets naked...for some reason." In retrospect they're pretty dumb, but I always search for porn with the word 'naked' so eh.
 
Mine are usually pretty straightforward but sometimes I get creative if I don’t know what else to call it. Like The Cummings for my Lydia branch under Video Game ENP
 
Also I gotta admit, I usually don’t remember most of my chapter titles. I just remember what is in them. So there’s probably weirder one’s out there. Especially under Lauren’s Little Secret.
 
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