X-Rated Spellcheck Funnies
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Hi thread, what's that you say, you want to return from death's peaceful slumber in pursuit of an approaching-nominal entertainment payoff? Oh, it'd be my pleasure!
My share is only tangentially on the subject of spellcheck, but it's a thematically similar comically stupid problem I have in my paid work life, as a finance professional who for some reason is a fast touch typist yet inexplicably cannot type the word account which as you might correctly imagine is a word i tend to use frequently. All the variant misspellings contain some iteration of cunt, and I am on constant guard against IMing people embarrassing sentences on Teams like:
saw your math, looks good! email [controller] and cc me and [treasury manager] that we need to wire $5m to [affiliate organization]'s cunt at chase for their operating cash shortfall.
did I remember you saying your nephew was graduating with accunting concentration this semester? you think he'd be interested in that accucunt role reporting to D? LMK if so
hey FYI i just finished the ASC 842 chart of acunt maintenance, set up 4 new GL for short & long term ROU assets plus contra cunts for the accumulated gaping duckholes
My share is only tangentially on the subject of spellcheck, but it's a thematically similar comically stupid problem I have in my paid work life, as a finance professional who for some reason is a fast touch typist yet inexplicably cannot type the word account which as you might correctly imagine is a word i tend to use frequently. All the variant misspellings contain some iteration of cunt, and I am on constant guard against IMing people embarrassing sentences on Teams like:
saw your math, looks good! email [controller] and cc me and [treasury manager] that we need to wire $5m to [affiliate organization]'s cunt at chase for their operating cash shortfall.
did I remember you saying your nephew was graduating with accunting concentration this semester? you think he'd be interested in that accucunt role reporting to D? LMK if so
hey FYI i just finished the ASC 842 chart of acunt maintenance, set up 4 new GL for short & long term ROU assets plus contra cunts for the accumulated gaping duckholes
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@pwizdelf , I mean... I imagine even female pornstars, escorts, strippers, and OnlyFans creators probably need a good financial professional.
I personally wouldn't call them c*nts because I'm not trying to get kicked in the balls or cancelled (plus, I respect the hustle if that's what they want to do), but maybe it's a different kind of client-financial professional relationship. I don't judge. Money is money is money is money.
But on the topic of X-rated and spellchecks I do find it funny when I come across a "come" for "cum" even though we tend to use "came" for the the past tense of both, but seeing a "come" always pulls me out because I imagine... someone pulling out.
Me reading...
"Oh fuck, I'm cumming!" [internal thoughts: well, this is the natural progression of things.]
"Oh fuck, I'm coming!" [internal thoughts: wait. did they get a phone call mid-sex? are they late for something? what's happening?!]
I personally wouldn't call them c*nts because I'm not trying to get kicked in the balls or cancelled (plus, I respect the hustle if that's what they want to do), but maybe it's a different kind of client-financial professional relationship. I don't judge. Money is money is money is money.
But on the topic of X-rated and spellchecks I do find it funny when I come across a "come" for "cum" even though we tend to use "came" for the the past tense of both, but seeing a "come" always pulls me out because I imagine... someone pulling out.
Me reading...
"Oh fuck, I'm cumming!" [internal thoughts: well, this is the natural progression of things.]
"Oh fuck, I'm coming!" [internal thoughts: wait. did they get a phone call mid-sex? are they late for something? what's happening?!]