Just for Fun. Made Up Sex Positions.

Where a man brags about how good he is in bed, before suffering an injury and being unable to perform.

Next: Holy Diver

 

Holy Driver

When a nun, puts on a strap-on and pegs a priest and rides him around a cathedral like a horse.

Next: The Montreal Screw Job

 

The Montreal Screw Job
A position popular with Canadian Mounties in which they have sex with the guy crawling on all fours and the woman rides on his back while preforming a foot job with her feet. The guy may where a strap on backwards for her pleasure. Also known as the bucking bronco in the united states.

Next: The Mexican Border Crossing.

 

The Mexican Border Crossing: A type of mass orgy where some participants form a wall, a beautiful wall, with their bodies. Others then desperately have to scale or get through without getting thoroughly fucked. A variation is a reverse type where "bad hombres" get to penetrate the wall. Sad!

Next up: Moscow Mule

 

The Moscow Mule

When two partners are fully dressed in winter clothing and move aside just enough layers to have sex in doggy style position in the snow. After climax the person on all fours is ridden all the way back home.

Next: The Hindenburg

 

Having anal sex with your partner an hour after they have eaten at taco bell or similar food that leave the receiver very gassy . May seem fine at first but if you don't hurry and finish quickly it can turn into a tragedy.

Next: A street car named desire.

 

A Streetcar Named Desire

When at least 4 people get drunk and play truth or dare, resulting in many sexual escapades and some terrible secrets coming to light. In the morning when everyone sobers up relationships are ruined and tears are shed.

(Wanted to include the actual plot somehow but I'm not very creative )

Next: The Humpty Dumpty

 

Having anal sex on a ledge, wall, or balcony where there is a chance of one or both persons falling. Right before ejaculation the man pulls out and shoots his seed over the edge while aiming at a person or people who try to catch it all and bring it back to the woman to lick it all up again.

Next: Batman V Superman

 

A couple (can be a straight, lesbian or gay one) dresses as Batman and Superman and fight for the right to fuck the loser. If a woman is involved, the costume switches to either Batgirl or Supergirl.

Next: Stranger in a Strange Land

 

Stranger in a Strange Land

When someone travels to a land with a culture completely foreign to them and beds complete strangers, often not even speaking the same language. He/She tries to experience as many new and strange situations and positions as possible. At the end of the trip the person records their conquests and travels back home to spread incredible tales.

Next: To Infinity and Beyond.

 

A man dressed as Buzz Lightyear makes his wife/girlfriend/lover dress as an alien and they have sex. Just as he is about to climax, he shouts "To Infinity and Beyond!"

Next: A Shot in the Dark

 

A Shot in the Dark

A nurse gives a patient their scheduled shot (wether actually or in roleplay), and the patient turns out the lights and "returns the favor" with a shot for the nurse. ~Wink~

Next: The Flying Press

 

The Flying Press: Where a couple have sex, and then race to the computer to post about it on their blog/Twitter/Facebook/whatever.

Next: Operation Barbarossa

 

Operation Barbarossa

When someone wants to have a one night stand with someone from the next town over who has come for business, but forgets to bring any condoms and goes home defeated and frustrated.

Next: The Orange Julius

 

The Orange Julius is you after fucking too many female and/or male floozies during a vacation in Florida. The name refers to a common skin discoloration which occurs from being exposed to copious amounts of spray tan and hepatitis.

Next: Charge of the Light Brigade

 

Charge of the Light Brigade

When a massive orgy is set up and the group of participants is split in half. Half of the orgy-goers are painted with glow in the dark paint and the other half are left without. They start at different sides of a large room and then the lights are turned off. The appointed leader of the light side yells "Charge!" The light side run across to the dark side and fuck the first person/people they find.

Next: The Rube Goldberg Machine

 

Next: The Rube Goldberg Machine

A complicated sex position where a guy sits in an exersise bike that has had the seat replaced with a dildo and his cock is slid into a pocket pussy. The woman lies out in front of him with a fuck saw machine in her ass and a drilldo in her pussy. Both of which are powered along with the pocket pussy by the guy as he peddles.

The French Foreign Legion.

 

The French Foreign Legion: Where you have sex with someone you shouldn't have, and then run away and sign up with the titular unit.
Next: The Cory Bernardi.

 

Similar to the american 69 only preformed "down under" the bed with the guy on top while she fingers his asshole.

Next: The Dovakin also known as the dragon born cums.

 

The Dovahkin (The Dragonborn Cums)

When a man/woman puts on a horned helmet, and proceeds to fuck several other men or women of various races at once and each time they climax they shout, "FUS RO DAAAAAH!"


Next: The Age of Opression