FallenSaint
Really Really Experienced
So i decided to share some news. I learned 2 weeks ago that my muse, my wife, is pregnant. A little over seven weeks along.
I am both happy and terrified.
I am both happy and terrified.
Congratulations, Fallen!
Be afraid, be very afraid.![]()
Be afraid, be very afraid.![]()
No, seriously Fallen: Grab a value pack of "Depends" because you are in for some serious TERROR! I've been where you are more or less, I love kids*, kids are great: but BABIES are a whole different sport, not just ball game! It's like comparing Bobsledding and Biathlon! Sure, they both happen at the winter Olympics, but that's ALL they have in common!I am used to the kids just not the pregnancy and baby parts.
*(Not like that you sick bunch of pervos!)
Congrats dude!Enjoy the ride.
*(Not like that you sick bunch of pervos!)
Yes, yes it is. Emphasis on the word "need".It's sad that you actually need a disclaimer...
And far be it from me to try to dissuade you! (Plus I do believe it's rather too late for that...) I too had such a goal, and for much the same reasons I think. I'm warning you now though: comparing babies and children is not like comparing apples and oranges. It's more like comparing corn and coconut! Yes, both are edible: yes, both are seeds: the similarities end there.But seriously this has been my life goal. And plus my pregnancy fetish...
OMG!-OMG! RED ALERT!
DO NOT make the existing kids help care for the baby unless they ASK TO!!!
THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!
If they change their minds, at any point, let them stop, okay?
That's the spirit!