Bad Halloween Story Ideas

Superkinky

"Are you sure about this, Lois?" Clark had to ask one last time, uncertain and more than a little wary of the whole thing.

"Oh God yes, Smallville," breathed the reporter, already rosy cheeked with arousal, kneeling on the edge of their bed with her legs spread wide. He could smell her scent, even through those very short shorts of hers, and the man of steel decided he would be stalwart and play along for the woman he loved. "Put it on," she said, encouragingly... demandingly. Clark sighed but smiled, then donned the black cowl.

"Well it looks like we've gotten ourselves into quite a mess," he growled gruffly, narrowing his eyes and trying his best to channel the Dark Knight while ignoring how strange it felt to have pointed ears sticking straight up from his head. Luckily the rest of the costume seemed to have fit him well. Fit him tight. When Lois put her hand on his broad chest and stroked the yellow bat symbol she bit her lip with anticipation. Then she put on her black domino mask.

"Gee willikers, Batman!" she squeaked, pitching her voice slightly higher, turning her usual low, sexy timbre into more of a boyish whine. "The Riddler's really done a number on us!" She reached over and picked up the harness that had been laid carefully on the sheets. It wasn't originally part of her bright green, red and yellow costume, and strapped the thick dildo it to her pelvis. "Quick, if we want to get out of here we better figure out how use this 'key'!"

The caped crusader turned around and started to unbuckle his utility belt.
 
Zeebop said:
Rosemary's Abortion
Rosemary has been a bad girl. A model who parties hard, likes her weed and nose candy. Fucked one too many cocks, took one too many loads in her unprotected pussy. Now she's pregnant and absolutely has to get an abortion before it ruins her perfect body. The only problem is, she wasn't impregnated by a one-night stand - it was a Satanic ceremony, and the fetus she's carrying is the antichrist. Now a group of exorcists from the Vatican are trying to kill her, a group of Satanists are trying to stop her, and the conservatives in the state legislature are about to pass a bill making abortion illegal under any circumstances. The clock is ticking, and Rosemary is going to have to do things she never dreamed of if she wants to abort this pregnancy...
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That sounds like a South Park episode :p
 
Deadedge said:
I need to see all three of these as full blown choose your own adventures! It's the franchise we've been waiting for!
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Cocktapus:

In the depths of SaFeCRawL (Secret Fried Chicken Research Laboratories), something has gone horribly wrong! An attempt to create drumsticks for everyone, has resulted in a creature that seeks the most succulent of female flesh! Guide an Elite corporate clean up crew as they try to stop the sinister Cocktopi from escaping their lab, which just happens to be attached to a two year uniformed post high school prep school! Will your elite squad of hardened mercenaries be able to stop the eight cocked monstrosities with the aid of the spunky Ornithologist? Or will the gorgeous commandos succumb to the ravages of the sticky sweet semen spewed from the savage and slimy near-saurians?

(I have just created this story. Haven't written chapter one, but... it's being written.)

Never mind... chapter one is up... had to claim it before somebody else got to it!
https://chyoa.com/story/Cocktapus.31868
 
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uppitygracie said:
That sounds like a South Park episode :p
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Never said this was the thread for GOOD ideas!

Old People Have Sex Too
The 1950s. Rex and Tina are young, dumb, and fertile health workers at a nursing home where the patients range from slightly senile to seriously demented. They've had to see things they can't unsee already - from bathing former burlesque-starlet Mrs. Morrison to fending off the grasping hands of Mr. Henderson, the retired playboy. When the Reds finally drop a bomb on their fair city, the whole ward goes on lockdown - no way in or out. But Rex and Tina don't have to worry about radiation...because what the Red dropped is a sex bomb. And as the invisible, odorless gas wafts in through the vents, their ancient charges' wrinkled forms are filled with strength and vigor...and parts that many people had hoped were long past functioning turn out to be working better than ever. It's a long night of drooping balls, sagging tits, and toothless mouths in store for Rex and Tina...
 
Build Your Own Bride
Summer, 1979. Camp Crystal Lake. None of the nubile young (but strictly 18 years or older) hotties will give Vincent Frankenstein the time of day, and it's driving him a little crazy. Fortunately for him, Vinnie has found his ancestor's notes. In his secluded cabin, he has set up a laboratory to recreate the fabled experiment...all he needs are the right raw materials. Sharpen your knife and keep a sharp eye out for the perfect specimens! Stalk the sex-craved campers one by one, and collect the bits and pieces to build your own perfect mate. The body count will rise, but the proportions will be perfect.
 
Addams Family Whorehouse
Wednesday and Pugsley have hit their majority...and now it's time for them to join the family business. Turns out that the Addams clan don't just own the best little whorehouse in the state - they keep it ALL in the family. A few rich clients are flying in from all over, and it's time for the newest star attractions to earn their daily bread - in the uniquely Addams fashion. And if Gomez and Morticia can swing it, there might be a whole new generation of Addamses on the way...
 
Sleep Paralysis
Jimm was out on camping beneath the stars. There had been a bright light in the sky...and he was wide awake, unable to move. Something came to him then. He could feel its slimy trail cross his body, frozen and helpless as it slid down his stomach to where the tip of his cock poked out of his boxers. Nothing in his life could prepare him for the slow horror as the slimy body forced its way down his urethra...and he lay awake for what seemed an eternity as it slowly traveled the length of his cock, until finally sleep claimed him. When he awoke the next morning, everything seemed fine...except his testes were swollen and sore. And his morning piss was a bright, vibrant purple. Little did he know, many more changes were in store...night after night, unable to move.
 
MILF of the Damned
There are many young men that would give their soul to bust a nut in Mrs. Gambell's ass...and little do they know that she's more than willing to accommodate them, for a price. In her younger days, Joy Gambell was an ugly duckling...and pledged her services to Satan! Gifted with a body that has only gotten curvier with the years, she now has to send a quota of souls to Hell...or all those years will catch up with her at once, and she'll go from MILF to aged hag. The deadline is coming up, and Mrs. Gambell is a little short. She'll have to work her moneymaker extra hard to get the last souls she needs...and she has competition from a few fellow hell-MILFs, not to mention a barely legal succubus!

Death by Snu-Snu
The archaeologists had identified the island as the possible source for the ancient Greek myth of Amazons...and aren't prepared when they find that the Amazons are not only very much alive, but are eight-foot, muscle-bound cannibals, savage and warlike. One by one the men are captured...and one by one they are put to death, the seed wrung out of them in frenzied mating, their virility enhanced by secret Amazonian techniques, and when their balls are broken and their pricks are limp, they are destined for the cooking pot. Can any of them escape? Or are they all doomed to...death by Snu-Snu?
 
Little Shop of Whores

In a New York Florist Shop, a small tentacle plant named Audrey III offers the new owner anything his heart desires... in exchange for virgin blood. No, no, the owner doesn't have to KILL them... just... make certain that the girl is a virgin when properly offered to a plant. And she's gotta be legal.

Join the new owner on his DESPERATE quest to find an actual legal virgin. Because do you have any IDEA how hard it is to find one in this town?

The King in I

I think you can see where I'm going with this. A proper Englishwoman is sent to the King of Madupkuntree in order to tutor the kings' barely legal children. Instead she gets QUITE an education, involving most of the staff, before she is presented to the king, and we get the final title sequence. Includes the Classic Musical Numbers "Suck on a happy dick", "Getting to Blow You" and "Shall we fuck?"
 
Tindalos Bitches
The directions in the old book were clear. He had made the drug, said the words...and his consciousness had come unstuck in time. Able to go back and feel Marie Antoinette's pussy clamp around his cock, or feel Cleopatra's mouth on his balls. To feel what it was like to be a celebrant of the Black Mass in France in the 15th century, and then to jump forward and see what Anton LaVey got up to during his Satanic orgies in the 70s. All of space and time were open to you...but the warnings came after the spells. Mucking about in time draws attention from strange, alien things. Not human, not beast. Ravenous, strange, their lusts insatiable. There is nowhere to run from...the Tindalos Bitches.
 
Escape from Stardom:

The year, 1977. You've had it up to here with the fans, the place. It was fun for a joke, but now... it feels like prison. The drugs they keep giving you aren't keeping you sane, they're just keeping you chained. The food just holds you prisoner in your own body. The women don't want you... they want who you were so many years ago... It's not too late, after all, you're only forty two...

Engage on an awesome road trip as you help Elvis Presley escape from his fame and search out true love and true music once again. Time to lose the weight, start over. Find what you were looking for in the music... maybe back in Hawaii... or Germany... lotta fond memories to revisit, and see how they remember you. Live again. Maybe find true love, or gal you can confess who you REALLY are to... nobody will believe them anyway... you're dead, remember?
 
The Simpsons ADULT Treehouse of Horror
The kids are in bed, and it's only the 18+ crowd of Springfield out at midnight for a Halloween costume bash at Mr. Burns' mansion. The booze is flowing, the night is dark, and some of the respectable townsfolk are finding themselves in compromising positions...all of which is going according to Mr. Burns' plan. What is Monty up to? How far will the people of Springfield go--and with whom? It's a whore-diddly-acious Halloween...and some people aren't going to make it to dawn without getting fucked. If they survive at all. Because when the clock strikes twelve, all hell breaks loose...
 
Halloween Hangover
It's November 2nd. The party got a little out of control. You don't remember the first of the month at all, and Halloween itself is a blur. Jack and Jill wake up in a hotel room, handcuffed together, naked. There's blood everywhere, and someone took a chainsaw to the furniture. Both of our heroes have scratches, bruises, and maybe a tattoo or two they didn't have two days ago. Time to figure out what happened that night...
 
Resurrecting this, because I'm bored and the Halloween month is upon us.

Curse of the Mummy's Cock
In ancient Egypt, a priest was mummifed alive for breaking his oath of celibacy...with the Pharaoh's virgin daughter and her mother at the same time. Now interlopers have violated his sacred tomb...and his lost loves have been reincarnated! They (and anyone that gets in his way) will feel the curse of the mummy's cock...
 
Yay, Spoopy Month!

The Cats of Someplace

In a town that highly respects cats, where it's a sin to harm a cat, and on one full moon, the cats of this-place become catgirls. Much of the male populace are happy as they're always in heat and are horny enough to fuck anything that allows themselves to be fucked.
 
Psychosexual
Naomi Bates is a pre-op transsexual saving up money for the operation and struggling with her desire to live openly as a woman and transition. When she inherits her cousin's business, she thinks this might be her chance to become someone new...but some of the customers have secrets of their own, and some of the legacies of the Bates Motel can be deadly. If Naomi isn't careful, she might lose far more than she hoped.
 
Kaiju Klimax
In 1945, the United States discovered a gigantic reptile in hibernation on a sunken island in the Pacific. In 1957, the Cold War entered its next phase as it was confirmed that Soviet Russia had discovered and secured their own kaiju. In 1966, Communist China discovered their own kaiju. Now the United States faced the unthinkable: a kaiju gap. To secure peace, they would need more kaiju...and their beast was female.

A secret agent managed to smuggle a sample of the Russian kaiju's sperm to the US Air Base at Okinawa. The sample will only be viable for 72 hours. It is up to a rag-tag team of soldiers and one dedicated biologist to get the sample to the sleeping kaiju...and knock her up. But there are a few obstacles in the way...
 
Convent of Sin
Our Lady of Forgiveness has long been a home for broken women, who have sustained themselves only on faith. Former sex workers, former teenage mothers, housewives with drug addictions...women who cannot be trusted around men. Who wall themselves away from the world. Until one night, Sister Mary Theresa uncovers a secret...and something grows between her legs. The physical incarnation of her sinful desires. The more she tries to deny it, the greater her lust grows...and the bigger it gets. Until it cannot be hidden anymore.

Yes, your basic nunsploitation setup! It works because it's a classic.
 
Toilet Monster
A perfectly ordinary public toilet...except something is inside of it. An alien lifeform lies in wait for its next victim. Who will sit down, unknowingly exposing their most vulnerable parts to the hungry thing that lives inside? Will they learn to enjoy it? Will they go back for more? And what will they do...when it lays its eggs inside them?
 
Zeebop said:
Toilet Monster
A perfectly ordinary public toilet...except something is inside of it. An alien lifeform lies in wait for its next victim. Who will sit down, unknowingly exposing their most vulnerable parts to the hungry thing that lives inside? Will they learn to enjoy it? Will they go back for more? And what will they do...when it lays its eggs inside them?
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Terrifying.

Revives my fears of a rat swimming up my toilet and biting my penis.
 
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