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  • I can't imagine a single scenario where knowing what an adverb is would make meaningful difference and that's extremely funny to me.
    TheLowKing
    TheLowKing
    Meaningfully*
    GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    I spent a solid 5 minutes trying to figure out how to make 'meaningfully' fit better before realizing that the joke is that 'meaningfully' is an adverb. In case someone didn't realize, I do NOT know what an adverb is. I don't intend to learn either, so don't tell me.
    TheLowKing
    TheLowKing
    Wasted someone's time with a really lame joke: mission accomplished! ;)
    Anyone else oscillate between Light Yagami and blue pikmin on a regular basis?
    Remin
    Remin
    I feel the vibe and yet have no clue what you mean. xD
    GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    That means you're currently closer to the Pikmin side; a Pikmin need know nothing but the whistle and the vibes.
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    ONE OF MY LONGER CHAPTERS IS 984 WORDS AND 5,400 CHARACTERS LONG. THAT FEELS WRONG IN MULTIPLE WAYS.
    GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    2/3rds of my chapter. Apparently they straight-up won't grade anything past 700 words. Therefore, my chapter is too long for exam graders from CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY. By a wide margin. I pulled up the calculator and my chapter is 40.57% larger than a 10th grade extra-credit special course essay. I would like to stress that I have even MORE chapters that are similar in length. Holy shit.
    TheLowKing
    TheLowKing
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but 1000 words is not very long for a chapter. :P That's about 3 pages in a average-sized paperback novel.
    GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Consider the following; I have 2-3 more chapters of similar sizes, plus at least 5 that are likely over 667 words, which comes out to roughly 19 pages. Thats for one (1) storyline.
    I have two other storylines which are probably 10-15 pages each.
    I have finished none of them.
    Therefore, it is only logical to assume that I am, as they say, balling.
    You guys know the Illiad/Odessy (Idk which one)? The part where two gods (Aphrodite and one other) ask the guy which one is prettier?
    GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    That's just kinda lame isn't it. Shame really, would be nice to have Paris outsmart those three like it happens so often in mythology. But oh well. Guess that means there is no good answer.

    Then that leaves one question; what's the *funniest* answer?
    OccasionalReader
    OccasionalReader
    The funniest answer is that Thoth comes over and brings the Egyptian pantheon to fight against the Hellenic one
    GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    You say its funniest, but no thats actually the *coolest* possibility. There's a reason the recent God of War games moved over to Norse mythology. And if we're taking the 'religion crossover' route, I think Buddha and Sun Wukong absolutly washing the Greek pantheon (heard most people say Wukong solos Goku, and Greek gods aren't nearly as busted as some other mythos are) is going to be one hell of a spectacle.
    It's kinda hard to write smut when I'm horny, and when I am, I cant stay focused and end up going somewhere else to masturbate anyways...
    I saw the home screen of the main site in my dreams a day ago and it didn't click that that was what actually happened until just now...
    I made my way onto the Forums (finally). Not sure if I'll be very active on here, but I might as well drop by every so often, ya'know?
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    TheLowKing
    TheLowKing
    Hi, hi, welcome! Snacks on the left, drinks on the right, and if you finish the coffee pot, you make the next one.
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