Thorn_
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Thorn_

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Starting to think I've gotten too old for this kind of thing. May 23, 2026

    1. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      If it's not actually a female protagonist story, stop using the dam female protag if it's just a guy building a harem. It's rage inducing.
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    2. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Its okay to have your hero not be an average guy with no powers/magic and a complete doormat, anime.
      1. Thunderwitch likes this.
    3. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I have never seen My Hero Academia but all the people insisting I should watch it, makes me not want too.
      1. chris_brown likes this.
      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        Some people love it. Some people hate it.
        Jul 29, 2024
      3. Impregmaniac
        Impregmaniac
        Give season 1 a try. After that, you can decide if you want to keep going or not.
        Jul 29, 2024
      4. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        I have that exact same problem. No recommendations = no watch. A few recommendations = watch. Many, many recommendations = no watch again. :P
        Jul 30, 2024
    4. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Every jackass who visits a gun range with their drinking buddies always thinks they're special ops. You're not fucking special ops.
      1. raziel83 likes this.
      2. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        Oh yeah? Then how come I shoot better when I hold my gun 90 degrees sideways?? Checkmate!
        Jul 10, 2024
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      3. Pasin
        Pasin
        Me and my drinking buddies really are special ops.
        Jul 11, 2024
    5. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Looking back at your old writing is pretty embarrassing
      1. TheLowKing likes this.
      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        Always.
        Jun 5, 2024
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      3. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        That's a good thing! It means you improved a lot since then. Good job. :)
        Jun 6, 2024
    6. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Apparently the hell’s angels is recruiting in my area. But legit. I honestly can’t name anything much gayer than joining a biker gang.
      1. Friedman and Tjf like this.
      2. Pasin
        Pasin
        What about having sex with a member of the same sex?
        Jul 11, 2024
    7. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      God, I’m lonely today.
    8. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      If anyone has Legherin added on discord, their account has been hacked, just so you're aware. Don't accept any obvious scams.
      1. Remin likes this.
    9. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Taken up watching Naruto...mmm...actually growing on me a little bit.
      1. Remin, majus and Tjf like this.
      2. majus
        majus
        The music is good - but later on, they have too many side stories.
        Jan 25, 2024
      3. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        I just finished Orcharmiu and the hokage bit. It started off fairly dramatic, but I remember thinking after like three episodes 'Holy shit, is he sttilllll being stabbed?"
        Jan 25, 2024
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      4. Remin
        Remin
        Ahahha! I remember crying and laughing at him getting stabbed for 10 episodes.
        Feb 3, 2024
    10. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      15$ for a six pack of pespi. See, this bullshit is why people don't buy locally anymore.
      1. Tjf likes this.
      2. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        I mean, fuck, it would be cheaper to take up alcoholism at that point.
        Nov 15, 2023
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    11. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I can’t even run one game competently. I don’t know how people do like three.
      1. merkros
        merkros
        I remember when I tried to GM and came back to two or three pages of replies of inter-player discussion and wondering the same thing!
        Nov 10, 2023
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    12. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      “We’re with you all the way.” Is that so? “We?” When did you decide that for me?
      1. Tjf likes this.
    13. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I'm so sick of ai garbage polluting my image searches already with all the same crap.
      1. majus and Tjf like this.
      2. majus
        majus
        Give it a time, and it will evolve. Right now, it's a technology that just started. But in 10 years? Maybe it will be able to create entire scenes. But yes, right now, search engine is full of ai pics that look alike.
        Oct 15, 2023
    14. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Imagine being such a sad loser you have to literally remove the block option to force people to read your tweets.
      1. Tjf
        Tjf
        Nothing says "I'm an Alpha gigachad real life Tony Stark" like being deeply, publicly insecure.
        Aug 19, 2023
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      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        My guess is that Musk is either bringing back the block option or at least bringing it back for his account specifically, after a few people start spamming mean X's at him. (Though I suppose he could just have his few remaining X employees banning any user he doesn't like.)
        Aug 20, 2023
      3. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        New feature: blue checkmark accounts can now selectively block users! Wow!
        Aug 22, 2023
    15. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Game Dialogue Option: "That doesn't make sense." What the character says: "I WILL DROWN YOU IN BATTERY ACID!"
      1. Tjf likes this.
      2. AlexandraS90
        AlexandraS90
        This observation is so true that I want to take you to a bar and glass you. As in, buy you a drink.
        Jul 28, 2023
      3. majus
        majus
        That seems tiring.
        Don't they realise the amount of batteries one would have to unseal to get an appropriate amount of acid to actually drown someone in it?!
        Jul 29, 2023
      4. Tjf
        Tjf
        I love that bit in The Witcher 3 where one of the options is "Shove forcefully". You pick the option, and your character breaks a guy's leg. That's a little more 'forceful' than I was thinking it would be.
        Jul 31, 2023
    16. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      God. If the story is about a young guy living in with his mother/stepmother, then it's not really a female protagonist story now, is it?
      1. raziel83
        raziel83
        If it is from the perspective of the guy, then obviously not. Did someone accidentally mislabel their story?
        Jul 9, 2023
      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        ...I suppose you could make the argument that the story might be from the POV of a male character but that the "real" protagonist that we follow is a different female character. Much like Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency mainly has the other guy as the POV character, but the story revolves around Dirk Gently and they are the real main character.
        Jul 9, 2023
    17. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      College kids in porn are always acting like elementary kids. An odd sentence, but not inaccurate.
      1. JWebb, Tjf and majus like this.
      2. majus
        majus
        Porn with good dialogue and plot is an exception from the rule...
        Jun 26, 2023
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      3. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        The old dick-in-a-box trick never fails!!
        Jun 27, 2023
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    18. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      We must petition authors to change all male characters to John and all female characters to Jessica in every story. All of them.
      1. Tjf and TheLowKing like this.
      2. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        Jane is the superior female name. I will also accept Mary, though the extra syllable puts her at a disadvantage.
        Apr 4, 2023
    19. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I swear if I hear the words “politically motivated” one more time this week, whatever the context….
      1. Dissonant Soundtrack
        Dissonant Soundtrack
        It's one of those great phrases that means nothing but has all kinds of sinister implications
        Mar 31, 2023
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    20. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      For guys saying people are too sensitive, far right guys get really butthurt when asked to explain what their points actually are.
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      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        It is hilarious to see how easily triggered many of the Far-Right/whatever folks are whenever something that doesn't suit their world view happens. GamerGate in particular only ever did two things: "complain about women" and "claim that they do more than just complain about women."
        Mar 9, 2023
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