169. Things you can do with boobs.

RicoLouis

Really Really Experienced
1. Play tug of war- Pinch each other nipples and pull. First one to let go loses.

2. Play the drums - You will either get a laugh or slapped.

3. Honk them - give them a squeeze and say honk. Then run like hell.

4. Hypnotize your friends with swinging breast - Your dick is getting hard. Very hard.

5. Boob bump - The girl version of the chest bump.

6. Lick and Suck Them - But who would want to do that. Right.
 
Boob slap- Like a bitchslap, but turning the torso sharply to slap your boobs across someone's face. More effective for taller and bustier characters.
 
7. Punch them

8. Apply metal clap thingies to them and shock them with a car battery.

9. Use them as a floatation device if they're ridiculously big.

10. Use them as punching bags.

11. Stick your dick between them for a tittyfuck.
 
16. Grow them
17. Shrink them
18. Feed zero or more babies with them
19. Tan them
20. Oil them up (if you use sunscreen, combine with #19)
 
21. Put your ear to her chest and twist her nipples like they are radio dials.
22. Us them as a cup holder
23. Use them as a book holder.
24. Use them to scrub the shower door while he takes you from behind.
25. Lather them up and wash his body with them. Or hers. be sure to wrap it around there arms and legs to get both sides.

Boob slap- Like a bitchslap, but turning the torso sharply to slap your boobs across someone's face. More effective for taller and bustier characters.

26. Slap them in someones face
 
27. Drink the milk that comes from them like it's a water fountain.
28. Use said milk to inflate a balloon before throwing that balloon at some poor sap.
29. Fucking use them as a water (breastmilk?) gun.
 
30. When hanging playfully use them like a punching bag.

31. Flicker your finger at the nipple like a light switch

32. Pluck at her nipple like a flower petal.

33. hang Christmas ornaments from them.

34. Use them to warm your hands

35. Use them as a purse.
 
36. Hide a glock in them.
37/36.5. Or a sword.
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41. Slap a name tag on them when at a nudist resort.

42. Rest a plate or food tray on them

43. Squeeze them like a stress ball.

44. Dip a little tomato sauce on them and ask someone to try it when cooking in a naked apron.

45. Rub ice cubes on your nipples.
 
46. Titty 69
47. With a partner, interlock them so that each has a tit in the other's cleavage
48. Cover the nipples with paper cutouts of hearts and then get some sun, to produce heart-shaped tan lines
49. Rub them up and down on either side of a stripper pole
50. Use them to win a wet T-shirt contest
51. Punch the number 58,008 into a calculator and then hold it upside-down next to your boobs to show how clever you are
52. Show them to people during Mardi Gras to get cheap plastic beads
53. Show them to elderly Jehovah's Witnesses when they knock at your door to make them go away
54. Show them to me anytime, I don't mind
 
55. measure them

56. run your nails down them

57. seize them and dig your nails into them.

58. rub a vibrator against them.

59. cover each with different flavor frosting.

60. flash them.
 
62. Paint them and then press them against a canvas or mural

63. Build a island castle made of bubble while in the bath tub.

64. wear pasties and tassels and take them for a whirl

65. Glaze them in honey and let someone lick it off.
 
66. Let your lover rest their head between them as you sleep

67. Breathe teasingly on the nipples to make them hard

68. Ask another girl to rub them with her feet

69. Tittie fuck them while you eat her out (69!!! Pew pew pew!!)

70. Steal taboo glances at them

71. Ask two friends to play with them in different ways for maximum pleasure
 
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