How many types of inhuman texture can you think of?

[Devil-of-the-pen]

I have a bit of a thing for the idea of weird dick texture like fleshy spike studs and ribbed textures, oviposition, or knotting. But i struggle to think if anything weirder. What weird alien dick shapes and functions do all of you weirdos and freaks(in an empathetic context) get off to? How many can you name?

(Please no bloodied hole kinks. Rawfucked is fine but no bleeding)

 

[gene.sis]

I guess this thread might point out some things you're searching for.

 

[geezermcpleezer]

overly large dickhead, tapered without head, multi cock, medial ring, vagina on the end of it, are a few I can think of.

 

[Nemo of Utopia]

I know you said no blood, so I'm not going to go there precisely, but, "Tomcats". (I don't LIKE the idea at all, but, it's a thing that exists.)

Also, in more on-topic news, corkscrew dicks, (Duck) no dick or vagaina, just a butthole, (Chickens) Dicks bigger than the rest of the body, (barnacle,) vagina that scrapes a few skin cells off the male's rod and then it does the rest, no semen needed.

 

[RejectTed]

Being shaped like anal toys.

Arteries on the surface would give the penis a pulsing feeling and bring a new meaning to "feeling his heartbeat quicken."

 

[Ms. Hammer Critic]

no dick or vagaina, just a butthole

The word you're looking for here is "cloaca." It's actually fairly common. If nature documentaries are any indication, making the cloacal kiss interesting would be a challenge.

One exercise I find useful here is seeing what's already been made into sex toys. Once you get past the smooth and ergonomic stuff flooding the market, there are some creative manufacturers who do good work with both explicit texture and colour suggesting even more to the imagination. I like Uberrime's balance of both at the moment.