weird stuff you are searching on google for your story

Awesome! Now I don't have to go with death by Xylophone

 

X-ifixion?

 

You mean Cruxifixion?

That could work, but I have to go with Dissonants suggestion

I might use it for the letter C though. I currently have slotted in choking for that one, but thats kinda lame

 

I was thinking some variation on crucifixion where the victim is put on an X-shaped cross.

 

Like St Andrew? Its called a Saltire. There's a few countries got that shape on their flag due to that kind of crucifixion (Scotland, Jamaica).
For X - You might have to do an X-men and mis-spell/pronounce things like X-terminate, X-ecute.

 

• Stats for various D&D monsters - mostly as a loose guide for relative power-scaling
• Mythological basis for various D&D monsters. - so I know I'm not accidentally saying a copyrighted word like "Beholder"
• How much money do television executives make? - Answer: "Did you mean digital media company?" Why, yes. Yes I did. Thank you, algorithm.
  
• List of Semi-trailer Truck brands - Scot thought the house that Peter bilt needed More land, so he decided to Ford a river. Then a Spartan used his Rapid Pierce attack, and he was forced to Dodge. He fought back with a Dart, but eventually? They would learn to Hug it out.
  
• Double-checking spellings & definitions of words - being able to tell when you remember VS when you only kinda vaguely think you remember is an important skill to cultivate in order to know when to do this
  
• Online character build, acronym, and name generators. - The random output of these things are rarely useable, but they're often useful as a jumping-off point. On a good day, you'll read one, and think "well, that's gibberish, but it could be better if..."
• Rhyme generators - for forcing puns I wasn't smart enough to think of on my own
  
• Story structure and writing guides - never stop learning

 

Writing a scene about a guy who takes pictures and him and two girls talking about ways to make there breast look bigger. Learned you can use makeup to contour there breast to make the cleavage darker and apply highlights to there breast which I think would be a great scene for a guy to walk in on or a girl asking a guy to do it for her. Oh the rabbit hole that is the internet.

 

here is a fun one I want to share

what amount of bananas is safe to eat at once?



Apparently you have to eat hundreds of them on a daily basis to actually run into trouble

 

Really. You think you would be in trouble running for the bathroom after eating a few of them. ...

 

• Ancient Sumerian gods and religious rituals
• Detailed maps of the middle east in the bronze age and beyond.

Yknow, normal porn stuff...

 

Uhm....

• How does a carwash work?
• How does a sybian without attachment look? (don't ask...)

Those are the most recent. I also remember searching for various ways of making casts and sculptures and what materials to use (resins, foam etc).

Learned a lot of weird shit just because I tried to write convincing, kinky stories lol

 

erotic poses. I thought writing a sex scene was hard bu writing a photo shoot is mentally taxing thinking up different poses and creating a flow between them.

 

For one mind control story, I had to find out how much cash a typical ATM would hand out before it would run out of cash or hit a safety limit. I expect to be on an FBI list by now.

 

Which dnd race has freakiest porn?

 

You can't leave us hanging like that.

 

Sea Elves.

 

How much do the stones in stonehenge weigh
(about 25 ton each apparently)

 

Unfun fact, that is because they are slightly radioactive.

Bonus unfun fact, some people can be so allergic to nuts, that they can have an allergic reaction to their partner's semen, if their partner has recently eaten nuts.

Weirdest thing I've had to look up so far is Shibari patterns.

 

Common shampoo scents.

 

Thanks to my most recent chapter...

Plastic explosive components?
What does a wound from a high powered rifle look like?
How strong do you need to be to lift a person by the neck?

I think its safe to say I'm on a watchlist now.