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That just triggered a mental image of a girl in a mini skirt pole dancing around frozen poles while walking home from a night out.128 tongue stuck to frozen pole
Panties optional and tipsy enough to misgauge distances.
That just triggered a mental image of a girl in a mini skirt pole dancing around frozen poles while walking home from a night out.128 tongue stuck to frozen pole
That just triggered a mental image of a girl in a mini skirt pole dancing around frozen poles while walking home from a night out.
Panties optional and tipsy enough to misgauge distances.
That just triggered a mental image of a girl in a mini skirt pole dancing around frozen poles while walking home from a night out.
111. a latex suit shaped in the form of a penguin
Oh that's right, there's intestines.
128 tongue stuck to frozen pole
139. Hand stuck in cookie jar fixed to the countertop. Sub is too stubborn or too stupid to just let go of the cookies.
This is how they catch raccoons in Where the Red Fern Grows, and the thought of it fooling a human is hilarious
Wow. I can't even remember how old I was when I read that book. That takes me back.
Try growing up with one redneck parent and one city-slicker parent. Every fifth page was another "this is why we don't take after dad" cringe moment.I'm not only old, I'm an old city kid, so the scene of raccoon hunting was so foreign to my life that it's stuck with me for decades.
142. Dog catcher - I got the bitch now.
143. Candy Necklace - Have to eat yourself free.