Tjf Oct 21, 2024 Finals are kicking my ass and there are no sleazy professors who'll give me an A in exchange for a blowjob. Porn lied to me!
Finals are kicking my ass and there are no sleazy professors who'll give me an A in exchange for a blowjob. Porn lied to me!
Tjf Oct 1, 2024 My semester ends in a few weeks. It'll be good to finally have the time for naughty stuff.
Tjf Mar 18, 2024 "A standing army is like a standing member. It's an assurance of domestic tranquility, but a dangerous temptation to foreign adventure."
"A standing army is like a standing member. It's an assurance of domestic tranquility, but a dangerous temptation to foreign adventure."
Tjf Nov 5, 2023 Well now I have a cut on my scalp. That was dumb. From now on, less cave diving, more porn.
Tjf Nov 5, 2023 About to crawl into a tight, wet hole. Man, spelunking is weird. Seriously though, if I don't post for like a day, I probably got trapped.
About to crawl into a tight, wet hole. Man, spelunking is weird. Seriously though, if I don't post for like a day, I probably got trapped.
Tjf Aug 19, 2023 Internet cut out and deleted my post. But unlucky for it, I copied my post before I hit send, just in case. Suck it, internet.
Internet cut out and deleted my post. But unlucky for it, I copied my post before I hit send, just in case. Suck it, internet.
Tjf Jun 12, 2023 I swear to God, the next time I hear someone say "it's not that deep" or "you're overthinking the story", I'm going to scream.
I swear to God, the next time I hear someone say "it's not that deep" or "you're overthinking the story", I'm going to scream.
Tjf Jan 2, 2023 It's a particularly weird feeling to hear songs about snow and sleighs for weeks, while you're practically melting from a record heat wave.
It's a particularly weird feeling to hear songs about snow and sleighs for weeks, while you're practically melting from a record heat wave.
Tjf Jan 2, 2023 It's a particularly weird feeling to hear songs about snow and sleighs for weeks, while you're practically melting from a record heat wave.
It's a particularly weird feeling to hear songs about snow and sleighs for weeks, while you're practically melting from a record heat wave.
Tjf Mar 23, 2021 Don't mind me, I'm just frantically retconning the thing I just wrote, because it contradicts the thing I wrote before it, because I'm dumb.
Don't mind me, I'm just frantically retconning the thing I just wrote, because it contradicts the thing I wrote before it, because I'm dumb.
Tjf Sep 23, 2020 Why is it so hard to remember my own character's names? I mean, I guess I could keep notes, but... nah.
Why is it so hard to remember my own character's names? I mean, I guess I could keep notes, but... nah.
Tjf Sep 15, 2020 Ahhhh, the joys of doing group tasks where no one has any idea what's going on, and your professor is being ridiculously vague for no reason
Ahhhh, the joys of doing group tasks where no one has any idea what's going on, and your professor is being ridiculously vague for no reason
Tjf Sep 10, 2020 Between my computer freezing for no reason, and my internet screwing up, I'm starting to think that the gods don't want me writing porn.
Between my computer freezing for no reason, and my internet screwing up, I'm starting to think that the gods don't want me writing porn.
Tjf Sep 8, 2020 I feel like I'm good at creating ideas and characters, but utterly terrible at making a plot that utilises those ideas and characters well.
I feel like I'm good at creating ideas and characters, but utterly terrible at making a plot that utilises those ideas and characters well.
Maybe they are (into) assholes

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